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Song Parodies -> "Prickteaser"

Original Song Title:

"Goldfinger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey

Parody Song Title:

"Prickteaser"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

Prickteaser, she's a (bleep), she has an alluring touch
A teaser's touch
Prickteaser beckons you to enter her web of sin,
But won't let you in!

Flattery she will pour in your ear
But her lies can't disguise what you fear
For a smart man knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death, so dis her!

Prickteaser, pretty girl, but beware though she may seem nice,
Her heart is ice!

Flattery she will pour in your ear
But her lies can't disguise what you fear
For a smart man knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death, so dis her!

Prickteaser, pretty girl, but beware though she may seem nice,
Her heart is ice!

Her heart is like ice
Just like ice
Cold as ice
Her heart is like ice
Heart is ice
Cold as iiiiiiiiiice
2004 Michael W. McVeySpoofs and Parodies Yahoo Group

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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alvin rhodes - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
5s.....funny and true....a direct hit
Sean Connery - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Aw Schtop it Moneypenny, you're embarashin' me.
Guy - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This is great Michael. It's give you an 007 but it only goes to 005.
Johnny D - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I guess Prickteaser's other nick-name is Dr. No, and she pretends to come From Russia With Love, but she's really just a Moonraker who likes to polish the barrel of The Man With The Golden Gun and then leave the poor bastard writhing on the floor with blue Thunderballs. Oh yeah, 5's, and James, this time, try to bring the equipment back INTACT for a change?
Michael McVey - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D, that is really good!!! Nobody Does It Better (lol). -- MM
Robert J. Pagliaro - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job.

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