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Song Parodies -> "Do a Little Piddle"

Original Song Title:

"Do Wah Diddy Diddy"

Original Performer:

Manfred Mann

Parody Song Title:

"Do a Little Piddle"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Everybody like the cute little doggie songs. So here's another.
There I go, I'm-a markin' off my zone
Liftin' leg to piddle on a stump, on a stump
Do a little, or I'm taken right back home
Liftin' leg to piddle on a stump, on a stump

I whiz good, I whiz good
I pee great, I pee great
I whiz good, I pee great
Got my bladder to deflate

Before I knew it she was goin' next to me
Squattin' down to piddle on that stump, on that stump
Sniffed that puddle, to make sure it was a she
As we shared a piddle on that stump, on that stump
We ran off, we ran off
To the park, to the park
We ran off to the park
There we stayed till after dark

Wo-o-o-oof! I knew it was canine-ish lust
Yes I did, and so I did to her the things
That I knew that I must

Boy, my owner was so mad at me that day
That I went to piddle on that stump, on that stump
Down side is that now inside I have to stay
And the backyard's little, and no stump and no hump
She's fine, she's fine
You bet, you bet
She's fine, you bet
Now I'm gonna see the vet

Now I get to go outside to take a pee
When I need to piddle on a stump, on a stump
Somehow girls just don't look as good to me
When I need to piddle on a stump, on a stump

Need to piddle on a stump, on a stump
Need to piddle on a stump, on a stump
Aaaahhhhh!

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Johnny D - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Awwwwhodagoodpuppee 5's
Joelle - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
5-bark salute! Great job!
Jeff Reuben - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Good word play. I loved this one!
Meriadoc - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
This was the first one today that made me laugh out loud! Great job!
Patrick - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny stuff!
Leah Lockhart - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Very cute! But you left out the part where the owner goes to check to make sure its just piddle and not something that needs to be scooped. ;-)
Rick D - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Leah, that's one of the many reasons I hon't have a dog.
AussieBullDog - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Almost deducted a point for the sap ending, but couldn't bring myself to do it. Fives, mate.
AussieBullDog - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
sap=sad ... typing=rusty
Rick D - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
hon't=dont...typing= got a "D" in high school
Rod Worden - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Howling funny, Rick! Loved the 'I whiz good' and 'Woof' lines, 5s!
Meriadoc - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
D song contest : still makes me laugh just as loud! :-D
Adagio - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) So funny!! 5's
Johnny D - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
John Jenkins - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Very humorous - I liked the "sniffed ... to make sure it was a she" line.
Agrimorfee - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC)544. I just didn't like the repetition of "on a stump, on a stump". Cute story.
Rick D - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
As you know from reading the rest of my work, I try to get away from the repitition as much as possible. (It doesn't happen much in my own songs. But I also have to work with the original. I toyed with changing it to "When they hump" and other variations, but that detracts from the "Cute", doesn't it?
Peregrin - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
At least we know you were thinking of humping, Rick, and that's what counts hey? ;-)
Rick D - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Always, Pip. Unless playing music gets in the way.
Jeff Reuben - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Very cute...I always love a good pee song. Very creative idea and chorus.
martha - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
very funny...as a ometime owner of a bassett hound ... I can identify with this one
Spaff.com - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Love it. The sub for whoa-o-o-o is a perfect touch. So is this your autobiographical account of how you and Mari met?
Rick D - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, there were two dogs involved. Our Exes.

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