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Song Parodies -> "Oft Rejected Man"

Original Song Title:

"Well Respected Man"

Original Performer:

Kinks

Parody Song Title:

"Oft Rejected Man"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This is how I feel lately
Yes, he goes into the disco
And goes home alone again
And he tries again on the next night
Tries the same lines on women
Cause his world is built "round sexuality
But always fails

And he's oh, so rude
And he's un –refined
And he's not too wealthy
Has fat body and thin mind
He's the oft-rejected man, he's put down
Getting the worst zings so deservativ-ly

And he goes to singles meetings
Where they promise you'll get laid
And he spends time on the internet
The matchmaking sites get paid
But they pass him up, he gets no winks
He doesn't understand

Cause he looks bad, nude
And his jokes are lame
And he's not too healthy
And he likes to just complain
He's the oft-rejected man, he's a clown
Getting the worst dings so deservativ-ly

And he yanks his own "petard"
And he likes porn mags the best
And he feathers his own nest
And his own hands feel his chest
But he hopes to get a gal that suits
One that won't pass him by

And he's one rank dude
And he's un –refined
And he's not too wealthy
Has fat body and thin mind
He's the oft-rejected man, he's put down
Getting the worst flings so deservativ-ly

So he goes for shocks and stares
And he's mad as any hatter
And he's who all the girls ignore
And he don't know what's the matter
But his mother love him dearly, though
She died and had her wake

And he's oh, un clued
And he's un –refined
And he's not too wealthy
Has fat body and thin mind
He's the oft-rejected man, he's put down
Getting the worst zings so deservativ-ly


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Michael Pacholek - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Should I give you the fives this song earned, or would you prefer to stay in character?
Stormin - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty effing intense! Totally dark and disturbingly visual (as in, "Thanks for the visual") poetry. Get DeNiro for the movie ("You emailing me?"). Well done.
Very Anonymous - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I absolutely love the part about the petard.

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