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Song Parodies -> "Judy is Apprised (By Masses)"
Original Song Title:
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"
Original Performer:
John Fred & His Playboy Band
Parody Song Title:
"Judy is Apprised (By Masses)"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
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Judy is a prized, well paid TV star
Femme-ish wise guy, went and passed the bar
Gives evil-ish eye - she's so impolite
Judy will apply tongue lashes
Oh I'd prefer to be facing Mar'lyn Milian
'Cos her charms, yeah, they've got me disarmed
Her court of sweet mercy I'd sigh...
(But) Judy I despise, (she sasses!)
She loves to incite, itch-ing for a fight
She hates them 'welfare bums' on sight
Addresses complainants with spite...
Plaintiffs tellin lies? They got need to fear
Eliminate guise! - got your number clear...
You interrupt, guys; you will be set right!
Judy does chastise the classless
If folks get too pert, that bailiff named Bert
He threatens an' he sounds real curt
I bet he could bring "em some hurt
(Go! Out! Door! There!)
Won't be compromised a-by them scheming hoards
A queen of the jurists, yeah, she won't leave you bored
She loathes seeing lives with clashes
Just bet you'll see them lambasted!
Femme-ish wise guy, went and passed the bar
Gives evil-ish eye - she's so impolite
Judy will apply tongue lashes
Oh I'd prefer to be facing Mar'lyn Milian
'Cos her charms, yeah, they've got me disarmed
Her court of sweet mercy I'd sigh...
(But) Judy I despise, (she sasses!)
She loves to incite, itch-ing for a fight
She hates them 'welfare bums' on sight
Addresses complainants with spite...
Plaintiffs tellin lies? They got need to fear
Eliminate guise! - got your number clear...
You interrupt, guys; you will be set right!
Judy does chastise the classless
If folks get too pert, that bailiff named Bert
He threatens an' he sounds real curt
I bet he could bring "em some hurt
(Go! Out! Door! There!)
Won't be compromised a-by them scheming hoards
A queen of the jurists, yeah, she won't leave you bored
She loathes seeing lives with clashes
Just bet you'll see them lambasted!
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The jury finds in favor of the parodists, and awards 5 in laughages.
I sang
De facto, de jure, de Judy.
great OS...great reworking...my favorite of the day...you are guilty...of making me laugh my butt off
I think it is the people who are more obnoxious than Judge Judy. She has to be tough because they are so stupid and they never shut up. They don't know how to conduct themselves in court. Her best line was, "So you're 23 years old, you have six kids and you're on welfare - STUPID!". You did make good use of the OS.
Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy.
Hee hee hilarious !!! Though I had a bit of trouble with the masses/glasses thing, I sang it with a Yanky accent and it all evened out :)
Poor ol' JJ - 'tis a brave person who crosses her path.
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