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Song Parodies -> "Fluff City"

Original Song Title:

"Surf City"

Original Performer:

Jan & Dean

Parody Song Title:

"Fluff City"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

More silly gags.
Two girls for every boy

We got a pretty cool job here on a movie location
Fluff city, here we come
You know my sister and I were just here on a vacation
Fluff city, here we come
Well the producer said it's an easy job
Put our pretty heads on a polished knob

And we're goin' to Fluff City, said we'd have some fun
You know we're goin' to Fluff City, blow for everyone
Yeah we're goin' to Fluff City, cause we're kinda dumb
You know we're goin' to Fluff City, where the folks all come
Two girls for every boy

He said we'd get to be in film, because we'd get to help the growin'
Fluff city, here we come
You know they can't afford wardrobe, but they keep the liquor flowin'
Fluff city, here we come
Well we keep the spirits up for every guy
And all you gotta do is just close one eye

And we're goin' to Fluff City, said we'd have some fun
You know we're goin' to Fluff City, blow for everyone
Yeah we're goin' to Fluff City, cause we're kinda dumb
You know we're goin' to Fluff City, where the folks all come
Two girls for every boy

And when a woody gives up, we get right down and fix it
Fluff city, here we come
If there's a problem, I hold it while she licks it
Fluff city, here we come
And when I get my big chance in this video world
I'm gonna get me my own set of helper girls

And we're goin' to Fluff City, said we'd have some fun
You know we're goin' to Fluff City, blow for everyone
Yeah we're goin' to Fluff City, cause we're kinda dumb
You know we're goin' to Fluff City, where the folks all come
Two girls for every toy
ulp.

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Paul Wooten - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Now there's a girl after my own hard!! Very funny!!!
Johnny D - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Now, for anyone who doesn't know what a "Fluff Girl" is, let's just say that she's a, ahh, hmmm, how shall I say this.......she's kind of a "production assistant" on the set of adult movies, who preps male actors for their scenes and helps them firm-up their resolve again later when it's time for them to get back to work. Oh yeah, 555, great parody, Rick. ;-D
alvin rhodes - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
good one, rick....hee hee hee
Serafina - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good... there's no doubt in my mind that this deserves a perfect score. :)
David Chrenko - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, Rick. You're like a one-eyed cat, peekin' in the seafood store. Fluffy Fivers.
Angry, Write Mail - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the insight, Johnny D. Now explain to us what a "Best Boy" is.
Johnny D - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
"Best Boy"

Definition: This term is thought to have been borrowed from early sailing crews, who were employed to work the riggings in early movie theatres. Best Boy refers to the second in charge of any group, most commonly the chief assistant to the Gaffer. Females are also known as "Best Boys."

"Gaffer"

Definition: Literally translates to "old man." The Gaffer is in charge of the electrical department.

"Bugle Boy"

Naaaaw, you're gonna have to look THAT one up yourself...... and it ain't a brand name of designer clothing.
CHURCH LADY - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Now what have we here, hmmm? Could it be.....SATAN!!!!!?????.
Claude Prez - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
So what's a "key grip" then? Nice "job"
Johnny D - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
"Key Grip"

Definition: The Key Grip is in charge of a group of Grips. Key Grips may also by the construction co-ordinator and a back-up for the camera crew. Key Grips and Gaffers work closely together.

From http://www.calmis.cahwnet.gov/file/occguide/GRIP.HTM ..... :

GRIPS are employed in the motion picture and television industry and perform a variety of tasks in the process of film making. Films are made within and outside the structure of major studios, and the function of Grips vary accordingly. Within the studio, Grip work is considered to be in three categories: production, construction, and administration.

A film production company, or unit, consists of many people in many crafts and professions working together to produce a film. The Grip crew within the company is made up of the Key Grip, Second Company Grip, the Crane or Dolly Grip, and any number of Company Grips. The Key Grip, the gaffer (head of the set lighting department within the company) and the cameraman are the core of the technical crew which implement the director's vision. The Dolly Grips prepare for a moving camera shot by constructing the track upon which the dolly or crane will roll, carrying the camera. Dolly Grips are also responsible for moving the crane or dolly during this shot. Grips also contribute to the lighting process; after the set lighting technicians have placed, aimed, and adjusted the lights, Grips set up the equipment used to cast shadows necessary to achieve desired effects. If placement of the camera requires moving the walls of the set, the Grips perform the work.

Construction Grip work is done before and after the production of actual photography. Before photography begins, Grips help by unloading the parts of the sets that come from storage and placing them for the carpenters or propmakers to revamp. Whenever the sets need to be reassembled from storage, it is done by Grips. Grips build hanging scaffolding above the perimeter of sets upon which lights used in the photography are placed. They also construct stationary and rolling scaffolds for platforms to hold the sets, the lights, and the camera. When a backing or a large painted background is required to simulate a view through windows and doors, it is the Grips who install it. Grips also maintain these backings by use of their sewing room. After the photography is completed, the Construction Grip crew is responsible for dismantling the backings, sets, and scaffolding.
Guy - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmmm, fluff works for me, the world's a sick place and I'm a happy guy. If I didn't know the tune to this would you get one of your fluff girls to hum it for me?
Billy Florio - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
great job..and not much fluff
Wally Cleaver - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Beaver, make me a Fluffer-Nutter.
Adagio - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I was sure that I voted and commented on this one. Good parody!
Agrimorfee - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Late comer (ahem) gives it 5s.
Meriadoc - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Excellent! Rick, you really know how to do a mastur..umm...piece.
Michael Pacholek - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick: Clearly, this parody was not "fluff" (in the original slang version, that is). In fact, if the Wild Man won't mind, I think you deserve a Chalupa Award for Best Parody to Pass the Censor! Angry, Write Mail: The "Best Boy" is the one with the best "Key Grip." (And if that one gets past the censor, we'll know Chucky was on vacation.) Don't get me started on "Dolly." Guy: Of course she could be a hummer, especially with those lips. (I know, you're thinking of Monica. Those were the days, weren't they?)
Spaff.com - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I used to live in Fluff City, but the other residents just made it so hard.
Johnny D - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
John Jenkins - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good parody, very good problem solution.
martha - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I am shocked Rick this is sooo risque! Johnny ... great definitions!
neminem - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
That is quite impressive, getting a parody like this one with fully transparent euphemisms past the censor. Oh, I suppose it could have been before the censoring was increased... anyway, 5'd.
Jeff Reuben - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad...I'm a little shaky on the original, but that's my problem =)
2nz - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
What's up... guess a better question is what's not up? Great parody, Rick.
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Restoring my previous 555 vote.

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