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Song Parodies -> "She Thinks I've Got Hair"

Original Song Title:

"She Thinks I Still Care"

Original Performer:

George Jones

Parody Song Title:

"She Thinks I've Got Hair"

Parody Written by:

Parody Pete

The Lyrics

Just because she sees my Wild Root Cream Oil
Because I set shampoo everywhere..
Just because I wear one of those hairy baseball caps,
She thinks I' hair..

Just because I own a comb and brush set
Just because I've grown long sideburns down to there
Just because I got this chin beard and a nice moustache,
She thinks I' hair..

I know I shouldn't purposely mislead her
It isn't nice deceiving, says my ma
But what's good for geese is good for ganders,
And I've felt some padding in her bra..

Just because I brag about my barber
And just because my guy friends call me, "Bear"
Just because I've heard her say she can't stand bald guys,
Sometimes, toups, I wear..
So she thinks I' hair
She thinks I' hair

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Old Man Ribber - September 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Pete - short, direct, and FUNNY. That's how I like 'em! ;D

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