When you’re starting to feel ‘lectric charge from an eel
That’s a moray
When your life passes by cause it went in your fly
That’s a-gore-ay
Skin will sting ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you’ll shriek “Get a medic!”
Heart will go bippy-bippy-stop, bippy-bippy-stop
As you get one big head-ic

When you’re hearing a girl do the voice of a squirrel
That’s a Foray
When she does Dudleys’ Nell or a witch with a spell
That’s just June
When you’re watching a flick with vampires and a chick
In the Stor-ay
Either star young and free in “Lost Boys” you may see
That’s a Cor-ay

When you ask “Where’s that slob, Flintstone work?” Got a job
In a Quar-ray
Though he’s fat as a pig he still sits on a big
Brontosaur-ay
And he sings “Yabba-dabba-do, Yabba-dabba-do
And he brings home the spare ribs
And he eats, Yummy-yummy-oink, Yummy-yummy-oink
He and Pebbles both wear bibs

When you get really pissed cause your noggin has just missed
The doorway
And you feel like a chump for you head has a bump
From above
Then you fall on your hip cause the sink made a drip
On the floor-ay
And you yell, “What the Hell!”, and the lump starts to swell
That’s a sore-ay