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Song Parodies -> "And Then He Cast Me"

Original Song Title:

"And Then He Kissed Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Crystals

Parody Song Title:

"And Then He Cast Me"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Ah, Hollywood........ I worked in that hellhole
Well he walked up to me
And he invited me into his car
Said he was in flicks
And he said that I could be a star
Had to use the "casting couch"
I had to prove I was no slouch
All that I could say was "Ouch!"
And then he cast me

Each time I showed up
I had to pass audition again
I tried out for the director
And most of his friends
To be a star was my big goal
I played the part from pole to pole
I gave the business heart and whole
And then he cast me

He cast me in a film but it didn't use a big script
He cast me in a film where some anatomy was getting licked

I knew that fame was mine
And I gave it all the talent I had
I had to alter my name
To protect mom and dad
Then he asked me to be his bitch
I finally had found my niche
By now we both had gotten rich
Because he cast me
Because he cast me
Because he cast me

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

Voting Breakdown

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 5   14
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Phil Alexander - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, Rick.. if you worked there, I sure hope this isn't autobiographical...
Johnny D - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Y'know what they say 'bout show biz...it ain't who y'know, it's who y'blow.
Kristof Robertson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
SHOCK HEADLINE.."Duncan in Gay Porn Fiasco!!"...well done, Rick, 555
Arwen - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Made me smile...5s, Rick...
Guy - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't cast, don't tell.
Righty - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Oof! If this piece is at all based on reality, it sure explains a lot.
alvin rhodes - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
great concept
Ashkicksass - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
What a sweet story...
Rick D - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Righty, it only explains what someone with an imagination can write. It doesn't explain a thing
Paul Robinson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, I am DKTOS on the original song, I think. But I'll go along with the "Pace" rating of the twelve prior votes here 'cause I love the "tale(tail)" you tell here. 5's...

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