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Song Parodies -> "And Then He Cast Me"

Original Song Title:

"And Then He Kissed Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Crystals

Parody Song Title:

"And Then He Cast Me"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Ah, Hollywood........ I worked in that hellhole
Well he walked up to me
And he invited me into his car
Said he was in flicks
And he said that I could be a star
Had to use the "casting couch"
I had to prove I was no slouch
All that I could say was "Ouch!"
And then he cast me

Each time I showed up
I had to pass audition again
I tried out for the director
And most of his friends
To be a star was my big goal
I played the part from pole to pole
I gave the business heart and whole
And then he cast me

He cast me in a film but it didn't use a big script
He cast me in a film where some anatomy was getting licked

I knew that fame was mine
And I gave it all the talent I had
I had to alter my name
To protect mom and dad
Then he asked me to be his bitch
I finally had found my niche
By now we both had gotten rich
Because he cast me
Because he cast me
Because he cast me

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 15

Voting Breakdown

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Phil Alexander - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, Rick.. if you worked there, I sure hope this isn't autobiographical...
Johnny D - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Y'know what they say 'bout show biz...it ain't who y'know, it's who y'blow.
Kristof Robertson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
SHOCK HEADLINE.."Duncan in Gay Porn Fiasco!!"...well done, Rick, 555
Arwen - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Made me smile...5s, Rick...
Guy - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't cast, don't tell.
Righty - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Oof! If this piece is at all based on reality, it sure explains a lot.
alvin rhodes - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
great concept
Ashkicksass - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
What a sweet story...
Rick D - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Righty, it only explains what someone with an imagination can write. It doesn't explain a thing
Paul Robinson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, I am DKTOS on the original song, I think. But I'll go along with the "Pace" rating of the twelve prior votes here 'cause I love the "tale(tail)" you tell here. 5's...
Michael Pacholek - May 01, 2021 - Report this comment
It took me 16 years to find this song. What the hell, it took me 31 years to see GoodFellas, which made me look for the OS on Amiright, and so far, this is its only parody. But I think Karen Hill would understand what you wrote here.

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