Well he walked up to me
And he invited me into his car
Said he was in flicks
And he said that I could be a star
Had to use the "casting couch"
I had to prove I was no slouch
All that I could say was "Ouch!"
And then he cast me

Each time I showed up
I had to pass audition again
I tried out for the director
And most of his friends
To be a star was my big goal
I played the part from pole to pole
I gave the business heart and whole
And then he cast me

He cast me in a film but it didn't use a big script
He cast me in a film where some anatomy was getting licked

I knew that fame was mine
And I gave it all the talent I had
I had to alter my name
To protect mom and dad
Then he asked me to be his bitch
I finally had found my niche
By now we both had gotten rich
Because he cast me
Because he cast me
Because he cast me