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Merry & Pippin

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Thanks Paul R., for kick-starting us to finish this.. This is part two in our hopefully-expanding Biblical series; "McEden Park" having been the first.
Shrinkin' from divine Jehovah I art
Jinx-ed then I might be; brother's too smart
So I think I'll toss the Lord a few grapes from my table

God told me that my fruits of ground meet no mark
He scolds me 'bout my 'tude, says my heart is too stark
When I stroll out to the field, I'll be murdering Abel

Now the Lord's search for my sibling's up and down
Quite forebodin' that He's query'n' 'round
"Not my brother's keep" excuse - it made Him frown
And soon in grim ol' Nod I'm found
Yes, for wilderness I'm certain bound

Mark on bod: it sure seems kooky, it's true
Intended that for man to smite me's taboo
Denied Abel his life, still His mercy's obtain'ble..

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Johnny D - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Cool! More Biblical parodies, YAY-YES, AH SAY YAY-YES! ;-)
mandamoo - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
DKOS, however it reads well and is TOO clever !!! Yes ! Bring on more of the Biblical one's if you are!
alvin rhodes - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
love the biblical parodies...guess it was pretty easy for god to figure this mystery out....hell, there were only three suspects.....5s
Royce Miller - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
well done
Meriadoc - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone, and Johnny - you just gave me a great idea.... :-)
Johnny D - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
"Rock Me Amadeus" ? "Bohemian Rhapsody (televangelist going "AH SAY YAY-YES! / Ah say yay-yes! / AH SAY YAY-YES! / Ah say yay-yes! / AH SAY YAY-YES! TO YOUR PHONE! Send me your dough-ough-ough-ough!")" ?

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