Song Parodies -> Cain
| Original Song Title: | "Badge" |
| Original Performer: | Cream |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cain" |
| Parody Written by: | Merry & Pippin |
Thanks Paul R., for kick-starting us to finish this.. This is part two in our hopefully-expanding Biblical series; "McEden Park" having been the first.
Shrinkin' from divine Jehovah I art
Jinx-ed then I might be; brother's too smart
So I think I'll toss the Lord a few grapes from my table
God told me that my fruits of ground meet no mark
He scolds me 'bout my 'tude, says my heart is too stark
When I stroll out to the field, I'll be murdering Abel
Now the Lord's search for my sibling's up and down
Quite forebodin' that He's query'n' 'round
"Not my brother's keep" excuse - it made Him frown
And soon in grim ol' Nod I'm found
Yes, for wilderness I'm certain bound
Mark on bod: it sure seems kooky, it's true
Intended that for man to smite me's taboo
Denied Abel his life, still His mercy's obtain'ble..
Jinx-ed then I might be; brother's too smart
So I think I'll toss the Lord a few grapes from my table
God told me that my fruits of ground meet no mark
He scolds me 'bout my 'tude, says my heart is too stark
When I stroll out to the field, I'll be murdering Abel
Now the Lord's search for my sibling's up and down
Quite forebodin' that He's query'n' 'round
"Not my brother's keep" excuse - it made Him frown
And soon in grim ol' Nod I'm found
Yes, for wilderness I'm certain bound
Mark on bod: it sure seems kooky, it's true
Intended that for man to smite me's taboo
Denied Abel his life, still His mercy's obtain'ble..
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Cool! More Biblical parodies, YAY-YES, AH SAY YAY-YES! ;-)
DKOS, however it reads well and is TOO clever !!! Yes ! Bring on more of the Biblical one's if you are abel.....er...able...!
love the biblical parodies...guess it was pretty easy for god to figure this mystery out....hell, there were only three suspects.....5s
well done
Thanks everyone, and Johnny - you just gave me a great idea.... :-)
"Rock Me Amadeus" ? "Bohemian Rhapsody (televangelist going "AH SAY YAY-YES! / Ah say yay-yes! / AH SAY YAY-YES! / Ah say yay-yes! / AH SAY YAY-YES! TO YOUR PHONE! Send me your dough-ough-ough-ough!")" ?
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