-> "Ode To Judge Greer And Jebya"
Original Song Title:
"Ode To Billy Joe" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ode To Judge Greer And Jebya"
It was the 10th of March, another sleepy, Tallahassee day.
Glenn Beck was on the radio, he really had a lot to say.
Terri isn't brain-dead, I think she has a right to eat.
But Judge Greer always seems to kiss her evil husband's feet,
Then Glenn said he got some news this morning and it's really big,
Today, dirty old Judge Greer flipped off the Tallahassee Pig.
And Papa said to Mama as he passed around the baby peas:
"Well, her husband never had a lick of sense; pass the biscuits, please.
He cheats and tries to kill his wife, the judges let him have his way"
And Mama said it was a shame about poor old Terri, anyway.
Seems like nothing good comes from the courts, they must all be rigged
And now dirty old Judge Greer flipped off the Tallahassee Pig.
I hate to say it, but our nation's justice system really sucks
Felos bought Judge Greer for just two hundred fifty bucks
Jebya Bush talks good but he doesn't have an ounce of guts
And the Federal judges do nothing but sit on their fat and lazy butts
A woman's being murdered, her rights to them aren't worth a twig
And dirty old Judge Greer flipped off the Tallahassee Pig.
And Mama said to me: "Child, what's happened to your appetite?"
"How can I eat when they don't let Terri have a single bite?
I'm kind of bummed at what the black-robed idiots did today.
It kind of ruined my dinner, and I don't too have much to say.
Jebya's such a coward they ought to make him wear a wig,
for kissing Judge Greer's ass just like a Tallahassee Pig!"
A month has come and gone and Terri's just about to go,
There's some politicians I'd like to kick to Tupelo.
There's corruption all around, both Republicans and Democrats
They killed an innocent woman 'cause they're all a bunch of dirty rats
That's why I think our government has grown a million times too big
It ain't just Greer and Jebya, they're all an evil bunch of pigs!
[my sincere apologies to any innocent pigs or rats I may have insulted -- MM]
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