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Song Parodies -> "Little Old Lady who Knows Obscene-a"

Original Song Title:

"Little Old Lady From Pasadena"

Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Little Old Lady who Knows Obscene-a"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

It's the little old lady who knows obscene-a

It's the little old lady who knows obscene-a
Go picket, go picket, go picket, go
Wants a fig leaf put on every male statue peen-a
Go stick it, go stick it, go stick it, go
She know what's decent and wholesome and pure
She finds every disease and applies the cure

And everybody's saying there's nobody clean-a
Than the little old lady who knows obscene-a
She finds that smut and gripes until it's gone
She'll be writing those letters till the crack of dawn

It's the little old lady who knows obscene-a

If you see her on the street, don't cuss, there fella
Whoa granny, whoa granny, whoa granny whoa
You might get a whacking from her umber-ella
Whoa granny, whoa granny, whoa granny whoa
Well, she'll be at every porn shop sooner or later
And it's no big surprise that gentlemen don't date her

And everybody's saying there's nobody clean-a
Than the little old lady who knows obscene-a
She finds that smut and gripes until it's gone
She'll be writing those letters till the crack of dawn

No manny, no manny, no manny no
No fanny, no fanny, no fanny no

The guys come to flash her from miles around
But one pepper spray and they're flat on the ground

And everybody's saying there's nobody clean-a
Than the little old lady who knows obscene-a
She finds that smut and gripes until it's gone
She'll be writing those letters till the crack of dawn

It's the little old lady who knows obscene-a

No manny, no manny, no manny no
No fanny, no fanny, no fanny no
No manny, no manny, no manny no
No fanny, no fanny, no fanny no

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carol - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
he he good one! 5's
Michael Pacholek - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Glad to see John Ashcroft finally decided to wear his dresses in public.
Diddims - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I knew it! I knew that there was SOMETHING about A**hole... I mean AshCROFT!

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