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Song Parodies -> "Elvira (Mistress of the Dark)"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Elvira (Mistress of the Dark)"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

Well Paris may be rich
But she has breasts like an eight year old
And the tabloid girls are ridiculous
Like J. Lo and Anna Nicole

The hip-hop dancing club girls
Well their music drives me mad
And religious girls with the way they act
Everything that you do is bad

I wish they all would dress like Elvira
I wish they all would act like Elvira
I wish they all could be Mistress of the Dark

She's got the perfect body
And her skin is oh so white
She dresses in black 'n' drives a Cadillac
And her hair's a big beehive

I watch her movies every night
I worship her on the screen
Can't believe what she does with those tassels
Wish everyday was Halloween

I wish they all would dress like Elvira
I wish they all would act like Elvira
I wish they all could be Mistress of the Dark

I wish they all would dress like Elvira
I wish they all would act like Elvira
I wish they all could be Mistress of the Dark

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Sniff-n-Glue - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
You know, it is amazing what she did with her tassles in her first movie. THAT is talant!!
Johnny D - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Let's hear it for Cassandra Peterson! Harrrrowwwrrrr.....

http://www.elvira.com/
Mr. X - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Grrrreat one! Purrrrrrfect score all the way.
neminem - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't know the reference, but I love the original, so I thought I'd check it out anyway. Nice job.

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