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Song Parodies -> "You're Blurry Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Worry Baby"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"You're Blurry Baby"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I think this is where we're all headed.
Well, her good eyesight she used to have
Oh, for some time has been gone
She won't admit it and get glasses
Needs a lens that's very strong
And when she looks at me
I know that she can't see
And she says "You're blurry, baby"
You're blurry, baby- You're blurry, baby
Everything is so out of sight
You're blurry, baby- You're blurry, baby
You're blurry, baby

I shouldn't have gotten her examined
By that qualified optometrist
Now I gotta listen to her bitch about
All of the little things she missed
Like, "Boy, your face is old
And all the walls are full of mold
I sure miss "You're blurry, baby"
You're blurry, baby- You're blurry, baby
Everything is so out of sight
You're blurry, baby- You're blurry, baby
You're blurry, baby

She's become a real back seat driver
When we go city driving in the car
I really miss the days
When she couldn't see very far
She makes me scrub the floor
She sees every blood spoor
How I miss "You're blurry baby"
You're blurry, baby- You're blurry, baby
Everything is so out of sight
You're blurry, baby- You're blurry, baby
You're blurry, baby

I found an answer that has come to me
In a way that I did not foresee
Seems I am losing all my hearing
From the music from rock's history
Now I don't have to hear
No single word is clear
When she says, "You're blurry, baby"
You're blurry, baby- You're blurry, baby
Everything is so out of sight
You're blurry, baby- You're blurry, baby
You're blurry, baby

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Joelle - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good!
Johnny D - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
"She sees every blood spoor" .... Rick D, you have a well-educated vocabulary - that's great to see these days! Excellent parody, too ... 5's !
Guy - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm glad that my eyes haven't gotten any worse than they already are or I would have never been able to read this one.
Claude Prez - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I think I gave you fives; it's the one in the middle, right?
Jan Unwin - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I think I can see myself giving you fives.
Agrimorfee - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
20/20 humor!

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