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Song Parodies -> "Please Don't Ever Ever Wear a Christmas Sweater"

Original Song Title:

"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Please Don't Ever Ever Wear a Christmas Sweater"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

I remember when we met up
The first time
Thought your fashion sense was kinda rough
but I
Overlooked it and agreed to lunch, ‘cause you
Really made me laugh, HA!

Ev’ry time you come around my way
Baby
Your clothes are never what I’d call okay
Still I
Am pretty sure I’m never gonna stray
I’ve got
Just one rule
Don’t break it
I promise
To love you

Ewww-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo
You wore a muscle shirt last night
But you-oo-ooo-ooo-oou are fine
I'm begging you, I'm begging you

Please don’t ever ever ever wear a Christmas sweater
Plea-EASE don’t ever ever ever wear a Christmas sweater
Wear what else you want to, but you’ve got to promise me
Oh plea-EASE don’t ever ever ever ever wear a Christmas sweater

Like ever...

Your skinny jeans are just a little tight?
S’okay!
Long as you’re not wearing blinking lights
‘Cause I
Won’t tolerate a festive Silent Knight
With a Santa turtle neck, oh now you know that ain’t right

Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooh
I don’t care if your hair’s a fright
But yooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ou, best mind!
I'm warning you, I'm warning you

Please don’t ever ever ever wear a Christmas sweater
Plea-EASE don’t ever ever ever wear a Christmas sweater
You could walk buck naked through the streets, that’s cool with me
But plea-EASE don’t ever ever ever ever wear a Christmas sweater

Ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo

I really think, that we’ll be together forever
If you can just say “Never, no never!”

(spoken)
Huh, if you call me up and you’re like, “I’ve got some news…
…that you’ll like, I just got us matching Frosty Vests,” I’ll be like
We are never getting back together, like ever

SO….

Please don’t ever ever ever wear a Christmas sweater
Plea-EASE don’t ever ever ever wear a Christmas sweater
Free your clothes of jingle bells if you would be with me
Just plea-EASE don’t ever ever ever ever wear a Christmas sweater

Please, oooh, oooh, no Christmas sweaters!
Plea-EASE, don’t wear a Christmas sweater

Rudolph’s face across your chest
Is Kryptonite to me!
So plea-EASE don’t ever ever ever ever wear a Christmas sweater

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Matthias#I - December 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Hate to be that guy but Blaydeman had that same idea to this song not too long ago. Still its a good parody and there can never be enough people insulting Christmas sweaters. Makes me want to write that parody idea of Weezer's the Sweater.
Arwen - December 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Oh seriously? I never saw it...how embarrassing. Seriously...I wish I'd checked first...I hate to repeat already done ideas. :(
TJC - December 14, 2012 - Report this comment
You had me in stitches!

(just one little thing―it really *really* itches!)
Lifeliver - December 14, 2012 - Report this comment
DKOS but funny stuff. LOLd at 'Rudolph ... is kryptonite to me.'
Wendy Christopher - December 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Sooo many funny lines in this one - made a highly annoying OS listenable-to! A great job, well worth a 555 :^)
2Eagle - December 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Is a Channukah T shirt ok?
GOD THAT_I_A - May 18, 2014 - Report this comment
not happy with you ELLEN. KNOW THIS
The Observer - December 09, 2014 - Report this comment
WHAT IS A TROLL, IDIOT?

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