Song Parodies -> Mortal Ho-bag
| Original Song Title: | "Teenage Dirtbag" |
| Original Performer: | Wheatus |
| Parody Song Title: | "Mortal Ho-bag" |
| Parody Written by: | Arwen |
Just another one about Arwen's struggle accepting Eowyn's lust for her boyfriend...
Her name's Eowyn
I've got some issues with her
She wants my man
She doesn't realize my power
She thinks she rocks
With her goldilocks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
Cause she's just a mortal ho-bag baby
Yeah she's just a mortal ho-bag baby
She shouldn't start anything baby with me
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
My boyfriend's mortal
Dad doesn't like our courtship
Tries to control
He dreamed up this Fellowship
And so there's my man
With her in Rohan
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
Cause she's just a mortal ho-bag baby
Yeah she's just a mortal ho-bag baby
She shouldn't start anything baby with me
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Oh yeah—ho-bag!
No, she'll never know what she's missing
Oh yeah—ho-bag!
No, she'll never know what she's missing
Man I'm feeling sad
Just woke up and I am lonely
In dreams that I've had
She's always talking to me
Good thing it's fake
Or her neck I would break
Doesn't she know who I am?
And shouldn't she give a damn about . . .
(interupting song Eowyn says)
"I've got your boyfriend
With me at Helm's Deep baby
Flirts with me all day
Ain't that shady?
Seems he's a mortal ho-bag baby
like me . . . Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo"
Oh no—hobag!
No, she'll never know what she's missing!
Oh no—hobag!
No, she'll never know what she's missing!
I've got some issues with her
She wants my man
She doesn't realize my power
She thinks she rocks
With her goldilocks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
Cause she's just a mortal ho-bag baby
Yeah she's just a mortal ho-bag baby
She shouldn't start anything baby with me
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
My boyfriend's mortal
Dad doesn't like our courtship
Tries to control
He dreamed up this Fellowship
And so there's my man
With her in Rohan
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
Cause she's just a mortal ho-bag baby
Yeah she's just a mortal ho-bag baby
She shouldn't start anything baby with me
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Oh yeah—ho-bag!
No, she'll never know what she's missing
Oh yeah—ho-bag!
No, she'll never know what she's missing
Man I'm feeling sad
Just woke up and I am lonely
In dreams that I've had
She's always talking to me
Good thing it's fake
Or her neck I would break
Doesn't she know who I am?
And shouldn't she give a damn about . . .
(interupting song Eowyn says)
"I've got your boyfriend
With me at Helm's Deep baby
Flirts with me all day
Ain't that shady?
Seems he's a mortal ho-bag baby
like me . . . Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo"
Oh no—hobag!
No, she'll never know what she's missing!
Oh no—hobag!
No, she'll never know what she's missing!
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Another wonderful LOTR parody: it's a very clever angle on this one, Arwen...
Thanks, Phil...
We have far too few cat-fight parodies (written by females) on this site. :-)
Let me suggest "Don´t stand so close to him(me)" by the police as a possible follow up. :-)
Let me suggest "Don´t stand so close to him(me)" by the police as a possible follow up. :-)
NICE idea...I'd love to give it a try...and give you full credit for the idea if I can make it work! Thanks!!
Gads! I must be into LOTR more than I thought if I knew EXACTLY what you were talking about! Good song, Arwen.
Thanks, Adagio...I've never seen you visit one of my parodies before...I'm glad you appreciated it!
:D Arwen
Yee-haw! 5's
If you do a/the/that whole song you should give yourself the credit for it, cos it wasn´t like I suggested a whole new topic for you. A minor mentioning in the comments section would be very much appreciated though. :-)
Oh, you're getting credit, pal...it's a great song for such a topic...and i clearly wouldn't have come upon it myself.
Handbags at dawn then.
How about wallets at noon...Dawn's booked.
Meh, that was awesome. I was a little worried that I knew what this parody would be about from reading your name & the title, but either way, its a great parody.
Lauren...you'll find that it is true...I'm quite easy to predict...my parodies are USUALLY about LOTR, how fabulous I am, how clumsy I am...or all of the above. Hehehe. Luckily the folks around here love me anyway...thanks so much for stopping in! =)
what is this?the song is not the same.why is it that way>
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