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Song Parodies -> "Mortal Ho-bag"

Original Song Title:

"Teenage Dirtbag"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wheatus

Parody Song Title:

"Mortal Ho-bag"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

Just another one about Arwen's struggle accepting Eowyn's lust for her boyfriend...
Her name's Eowyn
I've got some issues with her
She wants my man
She doesn't realize my power

She thinks she rocks
With her goldilocks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

Cause she's just a mortal ho-bag baby
Yeah she's just a mortal ho-bag baby
She shouldn't start anything baby with me
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo

My boyfriend's mortal
Dad doesn't like our courtship
Tries to control
He dreamed up this Fellowship

And so there's my man
With her in Rohan
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

Cause she's just a mortal ho-bag baby
Yeah she's just a mortal ho-bag baby
She shouldn't start anything baby with me
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo

Oh yeah—ho-bag!
No, she'll never know what she's missing
Oh yeah—ho-bag!
No, she'll never know what she's missing

Man I'm feeling sad
Just woke up and I am lonely
In dreams that I've had
She's always talking to me

Good thing it's fake
Or her neck I would break
Doesn't she know who I am?
And shouldn't she give a damn about . . .

(interupting song Eowyn says)

"I've got your boyfriend
With me at Helm's Deep baby
Flirts with me all day
Ain't that shady?
Seems he's a mortal ho-bag baby
like me . . . Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo"

Oh no—hobag!
No, she'll never know what she's missing!
Oh no—hobag!
No, she'll never know what she's missing!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   0
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Phil Alexander - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Another wonderful LOTR parody: it's a very clever angle on this one, Arwen...
Arwen - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Phil...
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
We have far too few cat-fight parodies (written by females) on this site. :-)
Let me suggest "Don´t stand so close to him(me)" by the police as a possible follow up. :-)
Arwen - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
NICE idea...I'd love to give it a try...and give you full credit for the idea if I can make it work! Thanks!!
Adagio - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Gads! I must be into LOTR more than I thought if I knew EXACTLY what you were talking about! Good song, Arwen.
Arwen - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio...I've never seen you visit one of my parodies before...I'm glad you appreciated it!
Adagio - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
:D Arwen
Johnny D - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Yee-haw! 5's
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
If you do a/the/that whole song you should give yourself the credit for it, cos it wasn´t like I suggested a whole new topic for you. A minor mentioning in the comments section would be very much appreciated though. :-)
Arwen - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, you're getting credit, pal...it's a great song for such a topic...and i clearly wouldn't have come upon it myself.
pickle - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Handbags at dawn then.
Arwen - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
How about wallets at noon...Dawn's booked.
Lauren - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Meh, that was awesome. I was a little worried that I knew what this parody would be about from reading your name & the title, but either way, its a great parody.
Arwen - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Lauren...you'll find that it is true...I'm quite easy to predict...my parodies are USUALLY about LOTR, how fabulous I am, how clumsy I am...or all of the above. Hehehe. Luckily the folks around here love me anyway...thanks so much for stopping in! =)
andrew - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
what is this?the song is not the same.why is it that way>

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