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Song Parodies -> "Trip To Gyn'"

Original Song Title:

"Kryptonite"

Original Performer:

Three Doors Down

Parody Song Title:

"Trip To Gyn'"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Original song on YouTube

This is a companion parody to our 2004 parody: My Menstruental Friend

Well, I’m gonna talk of netherworld
Procedure, woman-kind
It gets my body lying numbly
Touched by hands, not mine
And there’s nowt this girl can
Do ‘cept have my parts festooned
I’m here, must drop my panties soon, yeah...

My mind, it whirls about
This ritual, so crude
After all being probed like this is not
Something they do to dudes
I’ll keep in my mind, from cancer, it defends
As long as they’re sure the means meet the end

It drove me crazy - told my Doc’s sick
Been replaced by man
My hopes took dive, why? Well, you should
Have seen the size of his hands
Can he avert his eyes
And still be performing my
Pap alright?

I call it wrong, It makes me freak
Not thrilled when instruments they squeak
I took for granted all those swains
My nether to them shown
Their fum-bl-ings on lumpy beds
Why then THIS one’s attentions dread?
Med’cal equivalent of rack
I’m stirrup-bound

I feel less brazen here in ster-ile
Bright-lit cubicle
I guess this guy’s impelled
To act aloof and so doc-tor-al
Feels like he’s sub-dividing
My cute vajayjay - plight:
Trip to Gyn’

Well call me crazy but I’m not
En-thralled with your cold hands
And why should freezing gell
Encourage my legs spread on demand?...
Difficult to abide
Despite: you try as you might
Trip to Gyn’
Waaaah!

When I signed up to be a girl, well
These things hadn’t planned
It’s so contrived: that belles
Try not to care while probing of glands
I’d rather run and hide
Knees might just stay locked up tight
Trip to Gyn’...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Puto - September 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Made me laugh! 555!
Wendy Christopher - September 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Urrrggghhh.... this song's too good, it's giving me flashbacks!! (Guys, THIS is why women wince when they see a car being jacked up for a tyre change!)

... Back again, feel better now. Oh yes - very skillfully done, perfectly pacing and all-too-spot-on funny. Your test has come back 555 :)
Papa Nick 0'Lau - September 21, 2012 - Report this comment
So, Pip's never had a prostate exam? ;) ... Obviously, you went to the same Dr. described by TJC back in 2007, and on which you commented. (Do I smell a "He's So Fine/My Sweet Lord" plagiarism suit here? J/K! ;)

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1375.shtml

Obviously, "nowt" was Pip's, as the dictionary defines it as "cattle". (Shame on you, Pip, calling your partner a cow! ;-D) ... but allows a BR secondary usage as "naught."

555 for cervices rendered -- literally. (Or should that last word begin with a "c"?)
Peregrin - September 21, 2012 - Report this comment
I know you explained about the BR usage, but ask any Yorkshireman what nowt means!

The thing that makes me laugh about this parody (and the only thing, I might add, ladies) is that it was my idea and I contributed the majority toward it. Similarly with 'My Menstruental Friend'! I can talk the talk but not walk the walk...
Susanna Viljanen - September 21, 2012 - Report this comment
This song gives me creeps. There are two doctor's visits I especially dislike, and one of them is dentist. The other is left to your imagination.

Nothing feels as nasty as inserting a cold steel instrument inside my private parts. Fives.
Peregrin - September 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Puto, Wendy, Papa and Susanna. Susanna & Wendy, I do not envy you that!
Papa - September 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Susanna and Wendy, isn't that all the more reason for being grateful for having a *warm* steel instrument... ? ;-D

Peregrin, TT's maxi-padded parody was written long before he had a co-auothor, female or otherwise. True artists have empathy for their subjects!

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