-> "Trip To Gyn'"
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"Trip To Gyn'"
Well, I’m gonna talk of netherworld
It gets my body lying numbly
Touched by hands, not mine
And there’s nowt this girl can
Do ‘cept have my parts festooned
I’m here, must drop my panties soon, yeah...
My mind, it whirls about
This ritual, so crude
After all being probed like this is not
Something they do to dudes
I’ll keep in my mind, from cancer, it defends
As long as they’re sure the means meet the end
It drove me crazy - told my Doc’s sick
Been replaced by man
My hopes took dive, why? Well, you should
Have seen the size of his hands
Can he avert his eyes
And still be performing my
I call it wrong, It makes me freak
Not thrilled when instruments they squeak
I took for granted all those swains
My nether to them shown
Their fum-bl-ings on lumpy beds
Why then THIS one’s attentions dread?
Med’cal equivalent of rack
I feel less brazen here in ster-ile
I guess this guy’s impelled
To act aloof and so doc-tor-al
Feels like he’s sub-dividing
My cute vajayjay - plight:
Trip to Gyn’
Well call me crazy but I’m not
En-thralled with your cold hands
And why should freezing gell
Encourage my legs spread on demand?...
Difficult to abide
Despite: you try as you might
Trip to Gyn’
When I signed up to be a girl, well
These things hadn’t planned
It’s so contrived: that belles
Try not to care while probing of glands
I’d rather run and hide
Knees might just stay locked up tight
Trip to Gyn’...
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