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Song Parodies -> "My Menstruental Friend"

Original Song Title:

"My Sentimental Friend"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"My Menstruental Friend"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

This one is for the Barberton 'garden club' of '77: Jackie, Sheila, Karla and Michelle, who originated the phrase: "George with the red hair." :-)
Pelvic floor, above this curse abounds
Seems to last forever
Just leave me alone I do warn ya
'Cus my rags, they are due
You bloat me don't you?
So now it's flowing along
A menstruental song
Of my menstruental friend, I despair

He comes one month apart
Takes a week just to depart
It's my menstruental friend, wanna share?
So it's no big surprise
That Kotex I utilize
A visit's planned from "George with the red hair"
Then in the dead of night
Belly is cramping tight
My menstruental friend doesn't care

Buy Midol and drink some Chamomile
'Til I heard suggestions
I was quite appalled
When you told me
You'd like a sex spree
Right here now with me
'Cus now it's flowing along
A menstruental song
Oh my menstruental friend's so unfair

Need some douche - vinegar
For this curse that's vulvalar
Oh my menstruental friend makes me swear
Like a banshee's my guise
'Til my hormones harmonize
Sometimes it creeps upon me unaware
It is some kind of blight
Never comes by invite
My menstruental friend, I despair

So now it's flowing along
A menstruental song
How my menstruental friend, it does wear

Mood's been ir-regular
I could go for jugular
During visit from ol' "Georgie Red Hair"
Now this flow's utilized
Just to make me pregnantized
Then for nine months I would at least be spared
Fifty would expedite
Menopause sure looks bright
My menstruental friend would be rare

Once more it's flowing along
A menstruental song
There's no menstruental end anywhere

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Paul Wooten - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
"I could go for jugular"....Are you sure you're not my ex-wife? LOL 555
Birgitta - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
This would have been the perfect song at my wedding.Poor guy,somebody shoulda warned him....GJ!
pickle - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I never heard it called 'George with the red hair' before!
Adagio - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I was drawn here by the comments. Hehe...that really lays it out! Really good read, M & P.
Martha - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done for tackling such a subject !5s
mandamoo - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
' Then in the dead of night, Belly is cramping tight ' Ha ! I'm sure all us girls can relate to that one ! You two have done a fantastic job on 'the curse' - and, to one one of my favourite songs I might add ! Love it !!!!
Diva - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
This "Tampan" gives you both 5's .
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
Phil Alexander - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thankfully I can't relate to this one at all ;-)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
...and BLERGGH. You surf the crimson tide into a 555 cycle. Ingenius crudity.
Johnny D - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Has anybody else said it yet? (checks comments up above) No? Okay, I'll get it over with --- bloody brilliant!
Tommy Turtle - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Why shouldn't sex invulva towel and washing machine? ... Women -- they hate it when they have it; they hate it when it's gone... go figure... :) 555 ... and "George" was a new one here also.
TT - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
And as one thing leads to another, don't believe you've seen ABBA parody, "Got a tampon, please" :)
Peregrin - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
I've seen it now and commented :)
Susanna Viljanen - September 21, 2012 - Report this comment
This song makes me to hoist the Japanese flag. 555.
Peregrin - September 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for visiting and taking a step back in time, Susanna!

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