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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Lowdangle"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Bojangles"

Original Performer:

Robbie Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Lowdangle"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I can't stand that "Dirt Band" version, so I made fun of this one. Wrote it while Paul Robinson was here chatting with Mari.
I knew a man who dangled
You could see right through
Down to his shoes

It laid right there it musta hurt
There in his pants
He would have to fold in two

He would hitch it high
Hitch it high
So it would not drag ground

He told me of the time he worked with
The freak shows traveling
From club to club

He was the rage he came on stage
And then very soon
He would whip that thing out

And the women all sighed
And then they cried
Demonstrating until they believed

He said "I dance now
In skimpy pants there at Chippendales
I make real good tips

And most the time shake my behind
In fancy bars
My G-string does always rip

Then I shake the head
Oh, Lord when I shake the head
Some of the patrons get on their knees

Mister Lowdangle
Call me Mr. Lowdangle
Mr. Lowdangle
Come back let me squeeze

Dumb act I'm back again
Mr. Lowdangle

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

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Johnny D - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
That's one low-down funny parody you got there.
John Barry - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Rick. Sorry I couldn't make it to EG last night, but I had to work to try to meet an impossible deadline.
Rick D - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
You may get a second chance. Paul says he's going to visit people up north, then swing by for next Thursday's open mic, so you can try again. We did his "Boob at the Half", and "Aging Madonna". "(Also my "This Guy Is Made of Wood" and "Peter Played With the Pee-pees)
Michael Pacholek - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds like this guy is ready to join the Longshoremen's Union, right, Johnny?
Paul Robinson - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D - Love this one Rick. I'm a big fan of Jerry Jeff, especially his stuff from the early 70's. 5's...
Airfarcewon - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
You beat me to BoJangles...Was thinking it would be good material...and you proved it...Ha ha..One real funny write!
pickle - October 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Quite aptly, Robbie Williams' version is on the 'Swing When You're Winning' album.
Meriadoc - October 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Good to see people are still slyly dishing out the 'dirt' here... ;-)

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