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Song Parodies -> "Underwear Too Small"

Original Song Title:

"Underneath It All"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

No Doubt

Parody Song Title:

"Underwear Too Small"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This is for those who think I never do anything but old geezer songs.
There's times when I think you are fat
Way too fat for me
There's times when you dress for romance
Too much to see
Butt, it sticks grossly outward like Jello spurts
Your shorts are worse

You'll crush your nuts in
Underwear too small
You'll get no blood flow
Underwear too small
It's really yucky
Underwear too small
Go buy some boxers

You need some newer clothes
And you need to exercise
But lately, you've been making more lard
And bulging out your vest
And, you wear out the most sturdy briefs
Then still put ‘em on
I can't wait till they're gone
Please flush ‘em down the john

You'll crush your ween in
Underwear too small
You'll get no air flow
Underwear too small
It's really funny
Underwear too small
Go buy some new ones

So many moons that I have now seen
Get that back ‘way from me
You've holes right through that underwear
And you make me thinner
You've holes right through that underwear
And you make me thinner
Thinnerthinner

You are my Prince Charmin
Like the old toilet paper
You are always pootin'
And when one comes around
The air gets more stale-in'
It's too much!
The laundry I just throw your pants in
And the washer just throws up
They wind up on the floor
They just miss the hamper
And I can't find a cure
You're just like a baby
Of that I'm sure
Over and over again
I get bored

You've used up the elastic
And all you've got left is three
But somehow, I live with this big mess
I guess I'm too easy

You'll crush your nuts in
Underwear too small
You'll get no blood flow
Underwear too small
It's really yucky
Underwear too small
Go buy some boxers

You'll crush your ween in
Underwear too small
You'll get no air flow
Underwear too small
It's really funny
Underwear too small
Go buy some new ones

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 12

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Johnny D - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I like how you kept it brief.
Johnny D - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
By the way, I haven't voted on this parody...somebody else did that.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! Fave line was the washing machine throwing up. Guess you need some Spare Pants... 5-5-5
Bob Konigsberg - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I know you're always looking for 1's Rick, but I can't stoop that low, something is preventing me... :-)
Michael Pacholek - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Size 5.
Johnny D - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh why not ... here's a 5-way-wedgie.

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