Song Parodies -> A Moment to P**s
| Original Song Title: | "A Moment Like This" |
| Original Performer: | Kelly Clarkson |
| Parody Song Title: | "A Moment to P**s" |
| Parody Written by: | Andrew D. Lacroix |
Waiting in line at rest stop toilets. Song number 12.
Why do people run when they have to pee?
The incident at K-Mart when you were three
I can agree
The feeling to just let it flow
The urgency that made you go
When you ran in front to take the urinal...
A moment to p**s
Some people take a lifetime
I need a moment to p**s
Somebody takes forever
I need to release this
Oh I can't believe you ran in front of me
Some people take a lifetime
I need a moment to piss
The waiting is so long I feel tingling
The urgency builds inside of me
I wait so damn long, can't you see
Move away so I can pee
Move your ass and let me there
Before I push you myself like you did to me
A moment to p**s
Some people need a lifetime
I need a moment to p**s
Someone just takes forever
I need to release this
Oh I can't believe you pushed in front of me
Some people wait a lifetime
I need a moment to p**s
This could be the worst thing of all
I'll go right here so you could slip and fall
So let me tell you this
I've waited a lifetime for a moment to p**s
Some people take a lifetime
I need a moment to p**s
Someone just takes forever
I need to release this
Oh I can't believe you ran in front of me
Some people need a lifetime
I need a moment to p**s!
Oh A moment to p**s
Oh I can't believe you went in front of me
Some people wait a lifetime
I need a moment to p**s!
The incident at K-Mart when you were three
I can agree
The feeling to just let it flow
The urgency that made you go
When you ran in front to take the urinal...
A moment to p**s
Some people take a lifetime
I need a moment to p**s
Somebody takes forever
I need to release this
Oh I can't believe you ran in front of me
Some people take a lifetime
I need a moment to piss
The waiting is so long I feel tingling
The urgency builds inside of me
I wait so damn long, can't you see
Move away so I can pee
Move your ass and let me there
Before I push you myself like you did to me
A moment to p**s
Some people need a lifetime
I need a moment to p**s
Someone just takes forever
I need to release this
Oh I can't believe you pushed in front of me
Some people wait a lifetime
I need a moment to p**s
This could be the worst thing of all
I'll go right here so you could slip and fall
So let me tell you this
I've waited a lifetime for a moment to p**s
Some people take a lifetime
I need a moment to p**s
Someone just takes forever
I need to release this
Oh I can't believe you ran in front of me
Some people need a lifetime
I need a moment to p**s!
Oh A moment to p**s
Oh I can't believe you went in front of me
Some people wait a lifetime
I need a moment to p**s!
Written 7/14/07 by Andrew D. Lacroix.
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Takes the piss out of Kelly, yes.
Well someone was offended by the topic again, I wonder who 1-1-1'd, oh well. Agri, I have to say, that is an interesting comment ;) Kinda gave me a chuckle--anyhow. . .this parody was unique, sorry I didn't comment yesterday, This site has a hang up on bodily functions (My own "Jock Itch" and "Wind Beneath My Butt" got similar reception). . .but I figured I'd help even things out a little bit for ya.
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