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Song Parodies -> "A Moment to P**s"

Original Song Title:

"A Moment Like This"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"A Moment to P**s"

Parody Written by:

Andrew D. Lacroix

The Lyrics

Waiting in line at rest stop toilets. Song number 12.
Why do people run when they have to pee?
The incident at K-Mart when you were three
I can agree
The feeling to just let it flow
The urgency that made you go
When you ran in front to take the urinal...

A moment to p**s
Some people take a lifetime
I need a moment to p**s
Somebody takes forever
I need to release this
Oh I can't believe you ran in front of me
Some people take a lifetime
I need a moment to piss

The waiting is so long I feel tingling
The urgency builds inside of me
I wait so damn long, can't you see
Move away so I can pee
Move your ass and let me there
Before I push you myself like you did to me

A moment to p**s
Some people need a lifetime
I need a moment to p**s
Someone just takes forever
I need to release this
Oh I can't believe you pushed in front of me
Some people wait a lifetime
I need a moment to p**s

This could be the worst thing of all
I'll go right here so you could slip and fall
So let me tell you this
I've waited a lifetime for a moment to p**s

Some people take a lifetime
I need a moment to p**s
Someone just takes forever
I need to release this
Oh I can't believe you ran in front of me
Some people need a lifetime
I need a moment to p**s!

Oh A moment to p**s
Oh I can't believe you went in front of me
Some people wait a lifetime
I need a moment to p**s!

Written 7/14/07 by Andrew D. Lacroix.

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Agrimorfee - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Takes the piss out of Kelly, yes.
Below Average Dave - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Well someone was offended by the topic again, I wonder who 1-1-1'd, oh well. Agri, I have to say, that is an interesting comment ;) Kinda gave me a chuckle--anyhow. . .this parody was unique, sorry I didn't comment yesterday, This site has a hang up on bodily functions (My own "Jock Itch" and "Wind Beneath My Butt" got similar reception). . .but I figured I'd help even things out a little bit for ya.

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