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Song Parodies -> "Because of You (Ode to Kelly Clarkson)"

Original Song Title:

"Because of You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Because of You (Ode to Kelly Clarkson)"

Parody Written by:

Andrew D. Lacroix

The Lyrics

Yes, another Kelly parody. All of you must think I hate her guts. I don't, in reality. I'm sick of her on the radio every freakin' hour. Number 18, still making my way up the charts.
I cannot sing as good as you and who could
I will not doubt your great ability
I will not listen at all to your songs
I've learned the hard way and I can't hear at all

Because of you I never really liked Kelly Clarkson
Because of you I never cared for her singing
Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me, but all who like thee
Because of you I do not care

I will not do whatever your songs tell me to do
I do not give a damn I know that's weakness in your eyes
I 'm forced to change the channel or the tuner when you come on
I cannot possibly wait to see your career ending!

Because of you I never really liked Kelly Clarkson
Because of you I never really cared for her singing
Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me, but all who like thee
Because of you I do not care

I watched you cry, pour out your soul on "American Idol"
I was so young, you shouldn't have gone and ruined everything
You never did anything fantastic
I cry in the middle of the day for the same damn thing

Because of you I never really like Kelly Clarkson
Because of you I never cared much for her singing
Because of you I try the damndest to forget the words
Because of you I'm jealous of all your money
Because of you I do not care

Because of you
Because of you
Written September 26, 2007, by Andrew D. Lacroix.

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Overall Rating: 3.1

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TullyGirl - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
excellent pacing, excellent lyrics, and excellent parody. Totally funny, and totally true.
Mark - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
The correct way to do a parody....your's sucked. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vLJAfxog00

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