Grew up as a class clown
Do stupid s**t and fall down
Get my a** laughed at so loud
Dream that, well, I could be...
... A jacka** made me happy
So I prayed (I then prayed)

Never had a real job
Go to my room and then sob
Never really had cared much
Wouldn't have belonged here
Famous was a big fear
So I prayed I would die today

I take the gun and shoot off my head
hopefully one shot and now I am dead
Gonna make a wish
Never change
Go away
Just die today
Out of the light and into the dark
Like a fat kid who got ate by a shark
Gonna make a wish
Never change
Go away
I'll die today!

Wanna go to heaven
Dreamed 'bout it since I was seven
Feel the rush of those doors
Then like a quick spell
Dropped right onto hell
So I prayed that I died today!

Never liked my life for a second at all
Jump off a bridge and adore the fall
Gotta wish that I
Didn't cry
Quickly die
I'll die today
Never again live a life of hell
Be like a tortoise and hide in my shell
Gotta take a wing
Have a fling
Then go away
And die today

Towers with a 100 floors
Observatory doors
Open them wide
Head to the side
Gotta jump now, jump now
Go away
Die today!

Never liked my life for a second at all
Jump off the bridge and adore the fall
Gotta make a wish
Never change
Go away
Then die today
Out of the light and into the dark
Drop a piano, I stand on an X-Mark
Gonna make a wish
Never change
Go away
And die today, die today, die today. (song fades)