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Song Parodies -> "Die Today"

Original Song Title:

"Breakaway"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Die Today"

Parody Written by:

Andrew D. Lacroix

The Lyrics

Evil perils of a man who has no life. The 16th song, and, no, I am not obsessed with Kelly Clarkson songs. In the last chorus, I refer to old "Looney Tunes" cartoons where if you stood on the X, you had something dropped on you.
Grew up as a class clown
Do stupid s**t and fall down
Get my a** laughed at so loud
Dream that, well, I could be...
... A jacka** made me happy
So I prayed (I then prayed)

Never had a real job
Go to my room and then sob
Never really had cared much
Wouldn't have belonged here
Famous was a big fear
So I prayed I would die today

I take the gun and shoot off my head
hopefully one shot and now I am dead
Gonna make a wish
Never change
Go away
Just die today
Out of the light and into the dark
Like a fat kid who got ate by a shark
Gonna make a wish
Never change
Go away
I'll die today!

Wanna go to heaven
Dreamed 'bout it since I was seven
Feel the rush of those doors
Then like a quick spell
Dropped right onto hell
So I prayed that I died today!

Never liked my life for a second at all
Jump off a bridge and adore the fall
Gotta wish that I
Didn't cry
Quickly die
I'll die today
Never again live a life of hell
Be like a tortoise and hide in my shell
Gotta take a wing
Have a fling
Then go away
And die today

Towers with a 100 floors
Observatory doors
Open them wide
Head to the side
Gotta jump now, jump now
Go away
Die today!

Never liked my life for a second at all
Jump off the bridge and adore the fall
Gotta make a wish
Never change
Go away
Then die today
Out of the light and into the dark
Drop a piano, I stand on an X-Mark
Gonna make a wish
Never change
Go away
And die today, die today, die today. (song fades)


Written 9/12/07 by Andrew D. Lacroix.

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Wicked Green Queen - September 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Do you have some problem, do you want to kill yourself.Oh whatever, I liked your song anyway. Just weondering about what you said in the song.
Barry Wilson JR. - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, whatever WGQ said. Worth some 5's though.
Andrew D. Lacroix - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
No, this is not my wish. This is for all the people who unfortunately choose to die rather than live. My life IS hell, don't get me wrong, but I'd still want to be here. Thanks for the comments.

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