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Song Parodies -> "Wish U Were Dead"

Original Song Title:

"Since U Been Gone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Wish U Were Dead"

Parody Written by:

Andrew D. Lacroix

The Lyrics

I don't really wish this upon Clarkson herself, just her career. Good singer, bad songs. The 14th I have written. Seriously, Kelly's a nice person. I just don't need to hear her stupid songs every 15 minutes.
Here's the thing
We started out friends
You turned out cold, it's now the end
Yeah, yeah, wish you were dead

I'm dedicated
I'll take the time
"Til you discover
Your a** is mine
Yeah, yeah, wish you were dead

"How come I never heard you say...
... that my songs were gay?"
I could care less anyway...

I wish you were dead
You voice just stays inside my head
You drive me insane, yeah, yeah
Now your life oughta come to an end
Wish you were dead

How can I do it? This is wrong
I'll just go out and buy a gun
Yeah, yeah, wish you were gone

I'll confront you outside the mall
You won't see me at all
One shot, you'll fall

Bang bang you're dead
Your life has come to an end
You now are gone, yeah, yeah
No more listening to your song
Now that you're gone

You had your chance, you blew it
I'm not sorry, you lost your mind
Your mouth is shut, now I go through it
Again and again and again and again

Now that you're gone
I can hear the radio again
No more of your songs, yeah, yeah
I'm sorry this has gone through
Yeah through the end
Yeah through the end
Now that you're dead
Now that you're dead
Now that you're dead (song fades)

Written 8/28/07 by Andrew D. Lacroix.

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