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Song Parodies -> "I Pissed a Girl"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed a Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Pissed a Girl"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

It was evil, the stuff I learned,
All feminism.
I got irate, anger burned,
Lost my discretion.
It's not what I'm used to,
She had to egg me on.
I'm furious at her,
Got her attention!

I pissed a girl and I liked it,
Lambasting that sneery, crass chick.
I pissed a girl, I won't deny it,
She thinks Rush Limbaugh's behind it.
It seemed so wrong,
It felt so right,
Won't be no Victorian knight.
I pissed a girl and I liked it,
I liked it!

No, I don't even know McCain,
It doesn't matter.
Not into political games,
Just not my nature.
I know what
Femmies do,
Say how I should behave.
Guys wind up getting used,
I won't obey!

I pissed a girl and I liked it,
Lambasting that gold-diggin' chick.
I pissed a girl, I won't deny it,
She thinks Rush Limbaugh's behind it.
It seemed so wrong,
It felt so right,
Won't be no spendthrift tonight.
I pissed a girl and I liked it,
I liked it!

Fem girls, they are hysterical.
Thin skin, of hate their lips are full.
They won't desist, so terrible.
Most men won't decry it,
Ain't gonna squeal, they're impotent.

I pissed a girl and I liked it,
Lambasting that dominatrix.
I pissed a girl, I won't deny it,
She thinks Rush Limbaugh's behind it.
It seemed so wrong,
It felt so right,
And now all she can feel is spite.
I pissed a girl, she don't like it,
Don't like it!
©2009 by Michael W. McVey

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MsDomino - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir, don't knock it, until you've tried it ! A little 'snap' of derWhip! FishNets in Black Thigh Boots, eh ? ? . . . . Maybe just a little ~StingFling~ Sir ?

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