Song Parodies -> Spell Check Woman
| Original Song Title: | "Redneck Woman" |
| Original Performer: | Gretchen Wilson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Spell Check Woman" |
| Parody Written by: | Arwen |
As requested by Matthias...
Well, I ain't never
Been the Brainiac type
No, I can't even spell my name
But my PC says I'm right
In a letter or in an article
That I've been right-ing for my work
Oh, I don't claim to no it all
Butt from words I don't shirk
Some people think I'm stupid
But they don't know what's what
I've got no squiggle underneath my words
So they all can kiss my but
'Cause I'm a Spell Check Woman
I click it ev'ry day
So theirs no weigh that I'm mistaken
MS Word says I'm okay
Oh I don't no what I'd dew without my fav'rite righting tool
And it just makes me wonder why I wasted thyme with school
So hears to ev'ry-body who can spell AC-cur-ate-ly
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the Spell Check girls like me
Hell yeah!
Ol' Merriam Webster
Well his book's reel nice
But I don't care to look things up
And I don't want your advice
'Cause there's a check-mark, little check-mark
That does all the work four me
And I don't knead any more than that
To say my stuff's ready
Well, you mite think I'm lazy
But I just can't a-gree
When I reed "Spell Check Complete"
It proves I'm wise, you sea!
'Cause I'm a Spell Check Woman
So I know that I'm write
And ewe can quit with you're complaining
'Cause my skills are out of cite!
I don't need no Dic-tion-nary just to tell me what to say
'Cause I no ev'ry word I ewes is spelled in the write weigh
So hears to all the people out their Spell Checkin' dail-y
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the Spell Check girls like me,
Hell yeah!
I'm a Spell Check woman
So you can't say I'm wrong
I went ahead and checked it twice be-
Fore I dared submit this song
No, I could knot live without it, and its worth you cannot by
I love that I look super smart without halving two try
So hears to all the geniuses who can't spell naturally
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the Spell Check girls like me
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Eye said hell yeah!
Been the Brainiac type
No, I can't even spell my name
But my PC says I'm right
In a letter or in an article
That I've been right-ing for my work
Oh, I don't claim to no it all
Butt from words I don't shirk
Some people think I'm stupid
But they don't know what's what
I've got no squiggle underneath my words
So they all can kiss my but
'Cause I'm a Spell Check Woman
I click it ev'ry day
So theirs no weigh that I'm mistaken
MS Word says I'm okay
Oh I don't no what I'd dew without my fav'rite righting tool
And it just makes me wonder why I wasted thyme with school
So hears to ev'ry-body who can spell AC-cur-ate-ly
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the Spell Check girls like me
Hell yeah!
Ol' Merriam Webster
Well his book's reel nice
But I don't care to look things up
And I don't want your advice
'Cause there's a check-mark, little check-mark
That does all the work four me
And I don't knead any more than that
To say my stuff's ready
Well, you mite think I'm lazy
But I just can't a-gree
When I reed "Spell Check Complete"
It proves I'm wise, you sea!
'Cause I'm a Spell Check Woman
So I know that I'm write
And ewe can quit with you're complaining
'Cause my skills are out of cite!
I don't need no Dic-tion-nary just to tell me what to say
'Cause I no ev'ry word I ewes is spelled in the write weigh
So hears to all the people out their Spell Checkin' dail-y
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the Spell Check girls like me,
Hell yeah!
I'm a Spell Check woman
So you can't say I'm wrong
I went ahead and checked it twice be-
Fore I dared submit this song
No, I could knot live without it, and its worth you cannot by
I love that I look super smart without halving two try
So hears to all the geniuses who can't spell naturally
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the Spell Check girls like me
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Eye said hell yeah!
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Ewe got a weigh wit' werds :-)
5-5-5! How clever! It reminds me of a poem called "Owed to a spell chequer": I halve a spelling chequer, It came with my pea sea. It plane lee marques four my revue Miss steaks aye ken knot sea. Eye ran this poem threw it, Your sure reel glad two no. It's vary polished in it's weigh, My chequer tolled me sew. A chequer is a bless sing, It freeze yew lodes of thyme. It helps me awl stiles two reed, And aides mi when aye rime. To rite with care is quite a feet Of witch won should be proud. And wee mussed dew the best wee can Sew flaws are knot aloud. And now bee cause my spelling is checked with such grate flare, Their are know faults with in my cite Of nun eye am a wear. Each frays come posed up on my screen Eye trussed to be a joule. The chequer poured o'er every word To cheque sum spelling rule. That's why aye brake in two averse, My righting wants too pleas. Sow now ewe sea wye aye dew prays Such soft wear for pea seas.
I think you may have given John Barry a new idea: "I checked the spell on you!" No doubt this is your FIFTH draft.
Oh my god. This had me absolutely howling. What a great concept, Arwen!!
Dammit, I wish the moron who voted triple ones didn't do so. I hate that. Maybe that person just doesn't know TOS at all and had to give you a bad time.
I, on the other hand, think this parody is well paced and well written, which is why I'm fiveing it.
This is great!
Brilliant! When you give Arwen a challange she takes it by the horns and rides it till the bull passes out. And once it passes out, she pouts at it, and BAM!!! You got yourself a great parody. (Yes, the bull referance was because this is a country toon.) Excelent Job Arwen, you get an A++ on your English Exam.
wonderfully written and a nice fresh concept too
Oh, and I forgot to say, "SPELL YEAH!!!!"
I must say that I'm amazed at the homonymophobic nature of this parody. I mean the homonymophobic reaction I have to it... Absolutely brilliant approach, content, and delivery!! Only wish you had worked in the time-honored classic: sensuous up won't ya git me a beer?
Um...first off, I have to say that the last time I tried to leave spaces between lines...(since the change to the new comment entry format)...it didn't work. And that makes me sad. Because I don't like things all squashed together. But...I'm going to try again...(but if it's one big paragraph, i'm sorry...i didn't want it that way!!)...
DIRTY HAIRY...thanks very much! :)
DYLAN...I think I've read that...a long time ago...but reading it again, it totally outshined my effort by a mile...; ) Thanks!
MISTER PACHOLEK...=) Thanks a bunch.
CAT...so glad you liked it...Thanks!
WTF...yeah...those ones...they sneak in...it's okay. Thanks for the outrage on my behalf...=)
ANN...thanks!
MATTHIAS...thanks again for choosing me. Lately I need anything I can get to get myself writing...(actually, I'm in the middle of several things...I just can't seem to finish any of them)...so thanks for the inspiration!
ALVIN...thanks a ton!
MATTHIAS...(again)...hee! I should have thought of that!
TIM...=) Maybe I'll see if I can work it in for a sequel...=) Thanks!
Good idea for a parody. Very funny.
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