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Song Parodies -> "If It Wasn't For Lexus"

Original Song Title:

"Texas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

George Strait

Parody Song Title:

"If It Wasn't For Lexus"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

I wouldn't be no Sly Stallone
With box seats at the Super Bowl
No Backstreet Boy, No Devil-O

I wouldn't be a Bill Gates fan
I wouldn't make two hundred grand
I wouldn't be a self-made man
If it weren't for Lexus

There'd be no hot rod car of mine
Speeding past the city limit sign
With the stupid cops right behind
If it wasn't for Lexus

I'd never gone to NYC
To put more Chinese girls in misery
The working class is where I'd be
If it wasn't for Lexus.

There'd be no hot rod car of mine
Speeding past the city limit sign
With stupid cops right behind
If it wasn't for Lexus

It made me the pig I am
Think I'll just stand here and grin
I wouldn't have the funds to live in sin
If it wasn't for Lexus
If it wasn't for Lexus.
©2006 Michael W. McVey

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