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Song Parodies -> "Off the Scene"

Original Song Title:

"Without Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Off the Scene"

Parody Written by:

Jared

The Lyrics

I'm baaaaaaaaaack!
Two genderless hobbits go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
Two genderless hobbits go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside

Oh.......

Guess who's back
Back again
Jared's back
Warn your friends
Yeah, I'm back, yeah I'm back, yeah I'm back, yeah I'm back
Yeah I'm back, yeah I'm back, la la la

I've created depression, cause everyone wants to see Jared some more
They all miss me, I'll deliver
Well, if you want Jared, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of me., back and the rhymes slicker
Some humor that'll jumpstart their hearts quicker
Than the shock when my songs rocked the hospital
To the doctors when I'm not co-operating
Rocking the office when he's pontificating (Hey!)
I've waited this long and kept complaining
That being away was excruciating
I know you got a job, Susanna
But i'm back and ready to go bananas!
Well old Johnny D, be glad to see
That the BRB just got to me
They say Know 1 Can Hear You Dream
But I jusat could not stay off the scene
So come on scream, turn on your screens
Get ready to dream, and write about beans
Don't test me, this is about to get messy
I just settled all my issues, hear that Jessy?!

Now this looks like my kind of scene
Stand back, get back, know what I mean
Cause we need a taste of the extreme
I just could not stay off tihs scene

Now this looks like my kind of scene
Stand back, get back, know what I mean
Cause we need a taste of the extreme
I just could not stay off tihs scene

Noob strangers, feeling deranged-er
Embarrassed they still read stuff by Blessranger
They start looking at Royce by the manger
Until the Bradys come along and yell "Hey, DUHR!"
I'm legendary, legend is scary, could start a revoluton
Pollutin' the website, a genius
So let this genius just bask
At the fact that Ashley is kicking my ass
There was a disaster, a catastrophe
Yuo drove Inga away, but hey don't cry, you still got me
Well I'm back, fix your damaged modem
Dunkin' on songs like my name's Odom
Onto your screens to fight off the boredom
My rhymes are clean, clean like a Mormon
I'm interesting, write some songs bout wrestling
Infesting on your bookmarks and nesting
Testing, load faster please
Feel the tension, soon as someone asks for me
Here's my comeback, my parodies are free
A nuisance, nonsense, you read by me

Now this looks like my kind of scene
Stand back, get back, know what I mean
Cause we need a taste of the extreme
I just could not stay off tihs scene

Now this looks like my kind of scene
Stand back, get back, know what I mean
Cause we need a taste of the extreme
I just could not stay off tihs scene

A tisket, a tasket, I'll go tit for tat with
Anyone talking this crap, that crap
Bout my friends, you'll get your ass kicked
Faster than dude who got so blasted
And spammers, you can go suck on hammers
The same goes for those no-brained comment "flammers"
You're useless, get lost
Let go, it's done, no one cares who's gay or hetero!
Now let's go, i'll be back to my posting
All the author mentions here are just roasting
And Poopie Longstocking wirtesd about gross things
While an Elf princess pulls back on her bowstring!
But sometimes the way I've seen
Some of us get lost in the machine
Well that must mean 317
Of us are here, number's obscene!
Though I am far from the lamest
I am the worst thing since William Tong's list
To write parodies is what my game is
And use them to get myself famous! (Hey!)
Here's a concept that works
Twenty thousand more writers emerge
Though that's the way this website seems
I still could not stay off the scene

Now this looks like my kind of scene
Stand back, get back, know what I mean
Cause we need a taste of the extreme
I just could not stay off tihs scene

Now this looks like my kind of scene
Stand back, get back, know what I mean
Cause we need a taste of the extreme
I just could not stay off tihs scene

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 9

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Agrimorfee - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
So tell us all a little more about yourself. :) 555
raddog20002002 - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I didn't know that you could rap! Even though, I have not come up with a parody of a rap song, but I will soon. I give you 5s for this parody!!! :)
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
What's up with me? :
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
'Tihs' aint too bad. ;) Welcome back. 444
Figgy - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey! cool parody, its hard to parody a rap=555
Tom B. - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey egomaniac..We've been waiting for you to post some more parodies. I knew you could do a rap song. Now lets see if you can do a System of a Down song..Sincerely, 2 HOTT....
sagesmom - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job! Missed you!

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