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Where are the nachos I wanted the most?
Who gave me champagne? I want Pepsi to toast
Can't see any Cheese Nips, that's so wrong
And for creamy bean dip how I long
I see no point in carryin' on
I didn't come here for a stuffed to-ma-to
There's no one in line for the Hummus, you know
I see you've got crackers, well that's fine
But why are they topped with sprigs of pine?
There's just no point in carryin' on
And you're serving Pa-te
That's makin' me gag
I want some Do-RI-tos, ya white collar hag!
You say "Es-car-got
Is just where it's at!"
But I'd rather share Friskies, dry, with my cat!
You made some Pa-te
And stuff I don't like
It's makin' me frown, so I really must strike
Against your Pa-te
A party on Super Bowl Sunday
Without any fresh guac-UH-mol-ay?
I see no point in carryin' on!
Cause you got Pa-te
And black cav-i-ar
That tastes just like ROAD-kill from off o' my car
Just want a ta-co
And salsa with kick
You steamed some asparagus, you arrogant prick
What's with the Pa-te?
You're losing your friends
And ev'ryone just wants the evening to end
Because of Pa-te
You could've iced some pop in the sink
Bought some chips with-a cool ranch dip
And made folks so much HAPP-i-er, oh
Than they are with this "Eggplant Whip"
It's such a gyp…
So bring on the pork rinds and the pizza with cheese
Or chili fries
How I'd love a hot dog and onion rings please
Would you toss the Pa-te?
Yeah, just throw it out
These fancy hors-d'oeuvres are all makin' me pout
I'm ready to go
I'm grabbin' my purse
McDonald's might kill me but this stuff is worse
I won't eat Pa-te
Not one single bite!
I'm sorry you feel I'm not po-lite
But blame the Pa-te
The awful Pa-te
Aw yeah…hate the Pa-te
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