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Song Parodies -> ""What Liquids Are In Here?""

Original Song Title:

"Do You Hear What I Hear"

Original Performer:

Carrie Underwood

Parody Song Title:

""What Liquids Are In Here?""

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Check in clerk says, “Please excuse me ma’am?
Can I see some I.D.?
With your boarding pass, thank you ma’am
Here’s your photo I.D.
As for…your bags
Check them if you please
So you’ll owe add-i-tion-al fees
Yes, you’ll owe add-i-tion-al fees”

Hit security, with my carry-on
“What liquids are in here?
Innocent seem-ING carry-on
What liquids are in here?
Ounces more than three?
Well, that sounds suspicious to me
Too suspicious, if you ask me”

Says the gate agent, as I’m sitting down
“Hey, we’ve got a gate change
You should not bo-THER sitting down
Yes, we’ve got a gate change!
So run…yes, run
Like you’ve been paroled
Don’t delay, just do what you’re told
Don’t delay, just do what you’re told"


Says the STEW-ardess, eyeing empty seats
“We’ve a very full plane
There won’t be any empty seats
We’ve a very full plane!”
A man…a man
B.O. is his plight
Next to me, he’s sitting alright
So I’ll smell him all freaking night

“Welcome a-board…enjoy your flight!”

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   7

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Old Man Ribber - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny and all too true. (Singing to "Lo, How A Rose E're Blooming") Take off your clothes at check in.... ;D
Matthias - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm going to be going through this same B.S. in a little less than a week when I fly home to Ohio, hopefully I won't be stuck next to Stinky Sam like you were.
Ash - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh my hell, isn't this just how it goes? I swear, there must be an abundance of stinky people in the world, because I always get stuck next to them too! Great job as always darling girl!
Jeff Reuben - December 08, 2009 - Report this comment
You told the world you call me "Stinky Sam"? I thought we were going to keep your little pet name for me to yourself! Great parody, I'm glad I'm not flying anytime soon :)
Arwen - December 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Old Man Ribber...hee! Thanks a bunch. =) of luck. I fly several times a year anymore, and as "seasoned" as I guess I am...I never get less annoyed with some parts of it. Especially the stinky people. =)

Ash...your luck and my luck seem to have been separated at they are so much alike. Kind of like us. ; ) Thanks!

Jeff...=) No no's that OTHER nickname that I'm keeping quiet...Stinky Sam is free game. Thanks!
Andria - December 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, Arwen. I have never been aboard a jumbo jet, thus meaning that I have never experienced the Draconian-sounding regulations of the post-9/11 airline system. But I have been on a crop-duster flight in a Piper Cub belonging to a family friend, and that was fun. I could tell that this OS was basically the same, if not identical, to the traditional holiday song performed by numerous artists over the years, and that contributed the 5 for pacing. The 5s for how funny and overall came naturally, if you know what I mean. :-)
Mean Aunt Cindy - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
From the title, I was sure this was going to be about fake boobs
bobpiecheese - December 19, 2009 - Report this comment
(Dec3) I'm not looking forward to my first flight without my family, by myself, then I'll have to deal with picky staff and sitting next to weird people. 555, great job!
DJ Blaze - December 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Haven't had this kind of trouble before, but it makes a good write. 555
Pi*2 - November 02, 2010 - Report this comment
What liquids are in here? Perfume…perfume? Ounces more than three? Well, that sounds suspicious to me Too suspicious, if you ask me” Probably an adress mixed in there some where. hmm 117 squared?
66.6 - March 30, 2014 - Report this comment
best make this bout sum -1 who never really loved you. dreams, ...

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