-> ""What Liquids Are In Here?""
Original Song Title:
"Do You Hear What I Hear"
Parody Song Title:
""What Liquids Are In Here?""
The Lyrics
Check in clerk says, “Please excuse me ma’am?
Can I see some I.D.?
With your boarding pass, thank you ma’am
Here’s your photo I.D.
As for…your bags
Check them if you please
So you’ll owe add-i-tion-al fees
Yes, you’ll owe add-i-tion-al fees”
Hit security, with my carry-on
“What liquids are in here?
Innocent seem-ING carry-on
What liquids are in here?
Perfume…perfume?
Ounces more than three?
Well, that sounds suspicious to me
Too suspicious, if you ask me”
Says the gate agent, as I’m sitting down
“Hey, we’ve got a gate change
You should not bo-THER sitting down
Yes, we’ve got a gate change!
So run…yes, run
Like you’ve been paroled
Don’t delay, just do what you’re told
Don’t delay, just do what you’re told"
(instrumental)
Says the STEW-ardess, eyeing empty seats
“We’ve a very full plane
There won’t be any empty seats
We’ve a very full plane!”
A man…a man
B.O. is his plight
Next to me, he’s sitting alright
So I’ll smell him all freaking night
“Welcome a-board…enjoy your flight!”
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