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Song Parodies -> "Bratney Is Toxic"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Bratney Is Toxic"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

Bratney, can't you see
You're apalling
I don't like you
Shouldn't kiss Madonna
Lascivious
You're apalling

This is fan abuse!
You don't hide,
Don't give a s---
Bratney, you decrepit
You're sick'ning and
You're lovin' it

You're high
Make me frown
Your morals are dead
Tramping around and around
Do you hear me now

Garbage from your lips
Is what I deride
You're toxic
A flipping blunder
You allure the boys and that ain't nice
They're afflicted by you
Don't you know that you're toxic
And I hate what you do
To our society, you're toxic

It's not too late
To give you up
You took a sip
From the devil's cup
Slowly
Losing popularity

You're high
Make me frown
Your morals are dead
Tramping around and around
Do you hear me now

Garbage from your lips
Is what I deride
You're toxic
A flipping blunder
You allure the boys and that ain't nice
They're afflicted by you
Don't you know that you're toxic
And I hate what you do
To our society, you're toxic

Garbage from your lips
Is what I deride
You're toxic
A flipping blunder
You allure the boys and that ain't nice
They're afflicted by you
Don't you know that you're toxic
And I hate what you do
To our society, you're toxic

You're toxic to me now
To our culture now
I think you're petty now
I think you're petty now
You're toxic to me now
To our culture now
You're petty now
2004 Michael W. McVey

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Princess Reachina - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Michael... You have such a funny song. I think that this parody is hilarious. You have a great knack for making fun of Britney -- who totally deserves it. E-mail me at
Ricky - December 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Princess Reachina u didnt tell us ur email? Coz i really want it coz i fink u sound hot ; ) Na jkes im that sick. N e ways britney spears is totally hot i mean y duz pplz wanna dis her? I mean if u wants 2 dress in slutty clothes than let her! Its gud 4 me coz i can perve on her jst jkes but i still fink shes got a hot ass

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