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Song Parodies -> "The Governor is Mister Freeze"

Original Song Title:

"Another Postcard"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barenaked Ladies

Parody Song Title:

"The Governor is Mister Freeze"

Parody Written by:

Jared

The Lyrics

Arnold Schwarzenegger played Mister Freeze in the fourth Batman movie....(Note, words in [brackets] are sang my Arnold himself]
[Everyvun haas...everyvun haas.....everyvun haas voh-ted for me
Everyvun haas...Everyvun haas...Everyvun haas...uh, uh]

Couldn't imagine the headline in the LA Times
When the results came in I thought it must've been a crime
Never thought the winner would've been from overseas
But suddenly the governor is Mister Freeze
The Terminator, in the house of highest power
Star of Eraser, gaining more fans by the hour
The Running Man now, trying to run the state
Don't understand now, this is quite the twist of fate
And the governor is Mister Freeze
[And everyvun haas voh-ted for me]
And the governor is Mister Freeze
[And everyvun haas voh-ted for me]

If I had to guess I'd say California's gone insane
Action hero governor voted in by people with no brains
They're losing sleep it's keepin' them up all night
Trust me, I'm never heading to California on any flight
Last Action Hero, is now leading the way
California, has seen its End of Days
The man called Conan, trying to be in charge
Trying to make plans, with muscles that are large
And the governor is Mister Freeze
[And everyvun haas voh-ted for me]
And the governor is Mister Freeze
[And everyvun haas voh-ted for me]

People are now all deciding to leave the state
The exodus is taking place at an alarming rate
Yuo wish the whole mess was all in your mind
But pick up the news tomorrow and you'll find
The Terminator, star of Eraser
The man called Conan, trying to make plans
They've got the worst gov, a gov that you can't understand
Most folks are movin' all the way to Swaziland

And the governor is Mister Freeze
[Everyvun haas voh-ted for me
Everyvun haas, Everyvun haas, Everyvun haas voh-ted for me
Everyvun haas, Everyvun haas, Everyvun haas voh-ted for me
I'm der guv-nor!]

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

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Leah Lockhart - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, yes, yes... funny and timely to boot!
Charlie Decker - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
The lyrics are really clever; I gave you a 5 for "how funny." However, the pacing is rather poor. It's a hard song to pace, of course. A really solid parody.
sage'smom - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Jared, you rule!
jmndlbm - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
if u dont like arnold go 2 moveon.org its real kewl they run awesome concerts w bnl & dmb
Phil Nelson - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Ah yes, another Ahhnuld parody. This was really funny though, really liked all the movie references. 5's
Agrimorfee - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) No reference to his first movie "Hercules in New York"? Hehe, good stuff. DKTOS, but 454.
John Lomain - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Wish I would've been on the site when this just happened, then I would've written a parody about this. 5's
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) I also liked the movie references, especially the line 'California has seen its End of Days'.
Paul Robinson - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC "T") Jared, DKTOS, but a clever read here.
Guy - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS - BNLs seems to elude me today. This is the 2nd song in this round by this group and I don't know the OS to either. Parody read well though.
Arwen - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
ABCs...I also DKTOS...but I still laughed! Nice work.
Jeff Reuben - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Didn't vote yet, but...I'll be back!
Peregrin - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one Jared, I also liked how the titles were worked in
Johnny D - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Love the phonetically-spelled Austrian-accent-sound-effects!
Meriadoc - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Jared, join the resistance - vote Bush. ;-)
2nz - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but a fun read, Jared. "Who is your Governor, and what does he do?"
Some guy in California - November 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Although the pacing was a bit off at some parts, it was pretty funny.

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