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Song Parodies -> "Missing Teeth"

Original Song Title:

"Incomplete"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Missing Teeth"

Parody Written by:

Andrew D. Lacroix

The Lyrics

Well, 17 down so far, but I'm running out of songs. Apparently Kelly Clarkson doesn't have enough hits for me to mock, so I'm going with the only song I ever liked by Backstreet. For those unfamiliar, Michael Strahan is the New York Giants' starting defensive player who's famous for those football commercials (and the black hole that is the gap between his front teeth).
Empty spaces in between my teeth
"Need some braces" Dr. Wood said to me
I looked in the mirror and here's what I saw
A Michael Strahan sized gap between them all

I tried to use Crest as often as I...
...Can, rinse out with Listerine
I pray that I'll come up with the money
Or else I'm going to have me missing teeth!

Loan shark says he might get me some help
"Oh, there's no payments for the first twelve months"
Couldn't believe that old sinful lie
Four thousand dollars in debt and I will cry

I tried to use Crest as often as I...
...Can, rinse out with Listerine
I pray that I'll come up with the money
Or else I'm going to have me missing teeth

I filed Chapter Eleven, watched tapes of old "Seventh Heaven"
Anything to save some cash, but I'm broke flat on my a$$.

I tried to use Crest as often as I...
...Can, rinse out with Listerine
I pray that I'll come up with the money
Or else I'm going to have me missing teeth

Missing teeth
Written September 20, 2007, by Andrew D. Lacroix

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Below Average Dave - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Believe it or not when I first searched for Incomplete by Backstreet Boys I somehow ended up with a parody of the song about Tax Returns which made me laugh my butt off. . .but this one left a mental image of hockey players, speaking of which that season starts soon. . .dannit David--Stick to the song you are rating, nice gap tooth, I mean write.

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