So I hooked up with this model from Singapore
Emily, I sure am glad you didn't want me anymore

She said she needed a break
A little time to think
But then she went to Cleveland
With some guy named Leelan
That she met at the bank
There's nothing wrong with Ohio
Except the snow and the rain
I really like Drew Carey
And I'd love to see the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame
So when your done doing whatever
And when your through doing whoever
You know Denton County will be right here waiting for you....
Come back to Texas
Its just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
And forget all about the Lonestar State
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway

There's no surfin Colorado anyway
...
And I'm on Texas time
She traded rattlesnakes for bunny runs in Colorado Springs

I'm moving in
She's moving out to Los Angeles