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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


"Toby Keith - Greatest Hits, Vol. 1" album at Amazon.com
Toby Keith's, "A Little Less Talk"
The Misheard Lyrics:
A drug-honest dude tried to mess with my head.
The Real Lyrics:
A drunk on a stool tried to mess with my head.
The Story: I'm probably one of the biggest Toby fans out there. I know all his songs, I take annual trips to his concerts, and I have all the cds. But I was always skeptical about this lyric. I wondered what a drug user had anything to do with this song. So I finally looked up the lyrics and found out I was a little off. - Submitted by: Allie
Toby Keith's, "I Should Have Been A Cowboy"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Wearing my sex shoe
The Real Lyrics:
I'd be wearing my six shooter.
The Story: Ever since I was a kid I thought Toby Keith was saying 'sex shoe'. I never understood what that meant, now I know why. My boyfriend couldn't catch his breath he was laughing so hard. - Submitted by: Staci
Toby Keith's, "I Wanna Talk About Me"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I like talkin' about you you you you you Sugar Lee
The Real Lyrics:
I like talkin' about you you you you usually
The Story: My mom and I were puzzling out the words to this song in the car, after having heard it on the radio. We'd been singing for maybe half an hour when my younger sister says very suddenly, 'It's 'Sugar Lee'.' My mom almost had an accident from laughing so hard. - Submitted by: Elfee
Toby Keith's, "I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Cryin'"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Saw my lawyer, Mr Tegucigalpa.
The Real Lyrics:
Saw my lawyer, Mr. Good News, He Got Me.
The Story: As I was eating in a restaurant, I heard this song (previously unknown to me) playing on the sound system. It struck me as strange that it seemed like he called his lawyer by the name of the capital of Honduras. I suspected a mishearing. So I memorized enough of the lyrics that I was reasonably sure I did hear correctly that, when I got home I could search by google.com and identify the song. When I did, I found out that as I expected, the lawyer's name was not Mr. Tegucigalpa. I furthermore found that he wasn't even saying the lawyer's name, but 'good news he got me'! - Submitted by: Donna Gelpigi
Toby Keith's, "Made in America"
The Misheard Lyrics:
He ain't pickle dust; he's just made in America.
The Real Lyrics:
He ain't prejudiced; he's just made in America
The Story: I knew "pickle dust" couldn't be right, but I couldn't understand the lyrics until I listened to it several times. - Submitted by: Bonnie Hoy
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