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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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The Osmonds', "Crazy Horses"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy Whore says
The Real Lyrics:
Crazy Horses
The Story: I've known this song since.... 1972, but, it's like a run on sentence. Almost sounds like crazy Whore says. - Submitted by: Gummybear7777
The Osmonds', "Crazy Horses"
The Misheard Lyrics:
There's a message floating, in the air Ahem Crazy Horses riding everywhere. It's a warrant it's in every tongue gotta stop them Crazy Horses on the run. Crazy Whore says wahhh wahhh !
The Real Lyrics:
There's a message floating in the air come from Crazy Horses didn't everywhere It's a warning it's in every tongue Gotta stop them Crazy Horses on the run. Crazy Horses.....
The Story: This song is great, I love this song even tho, it's a thousand years ago. The lyrics are like a run on sentence. - Submitted by: Gummybear7777.jb@gmail
The Osmonds', "Don't Panic"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Go, Planet!
The Real Lyrics:
Don't panic!
The Story: I just thought it sound like something out of the childrens cartoon show Captain Planet! Laughed about it afterwards! :) - Submitted by: Marie Bird
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