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If I can't remember nothin'
Then the sun don't shine
And the grass don't grow.
If I care for nothing
Then the sun don't shine
And the grass don't grow.
The Story: I really love Roland Orzabal and this song, when I first got this song on a Tears For Fears compliation (this song is a b-side). I would sing to it as loud as I could and I kept singing the misheard until after, I wondered if I had screwed up the lyrics until I read them! - Submitted by: alana
Stand tall like a man
Who's h**g like a horse.
Stand tall like a man
Headstrong like a horse.
The Story: In 1993, I sang this song at a karaoke bar with the misheard lyrics. I'd been singing it along with the radio incorrectly for weeks, and even though I saw the monitor, the words I'd been used to singing came out of me. The crowd seemed to like my version better. - Submitted by: Clay
Evil countries that are making billions.
Eat the countries that are making billions.
The Story: I found out I've had this lyric wrong for nearly three years just here and now. Though I'd always thought it was rather a nasty snap towards my homeland and maybe a bit out of character for the band, I had such conviction that it was 'Evil Countries,' that 'Evil countries' made so much more sense that I checked four respective websites to be sure! - Submitted by: Judith
Everybody wants to move around.
Everybody wants to rule the world.
The Story: It made sense to my 13-year-old ears, until I was belting it out in my with my friend and her mother, and they started laughing at me. - Submitted by: Charjam
Everybody wants to move around
Everybody wants to rule the world
The Story: My mother is the queen of misheard lyrics! We were driving around one day and this song came on and she told me how much she liked it. Started singing it and when she got to the chorus - I couldn't stop laughing long enough to tell her that she was singing the wrong words!!! - Submitted by: Lori
Everyone want's to mow the lawn.
Everyone want's to rule the world.
The Story: I'm listening on a slightly scratchy mono AM transistor radio in the middle of the night, when I first heard this song. I remember thinking that either these guys were really stupid, or that 'mowing the lawn' must be some sort of metaphor for sex. Ahh, the idiocy of a 12-year old. - Submitted by: Jimdoggy
They gave you life
And in return, you gave them h***.
They gave you life
And in return, you gave them hell.
The Story: A couple of friends and I were up really late listening to this song. After it was over, we were all silent for a minute. I asked them, "Did anyone else hear him say something about giving h***?" I'm not sure if everyone was laughing at it or laughing at my stupidity. - Submitted by: Sarah
Sewing machine of love
Sowing the seeds of love
The Story: I remember when the song first came on the radio, I had no idea what the title was. I could have sworn it said 'sewing machine'. One day while the song was playing, I asked a friend if they had a sewing machine of love, then what would a sewing machine of hate be like? Naturally, he didn't know what I was talking about, since those weren't really the lyrics. Nevertheless, he came up with the theory a sewing machine of hate would probably be gas powered and kill. I'd have to say I agree. - Submitted by: Jon Wyncroft
It's hard to be a man when there's a gun in your hand
It's a hard to be a man when there's a girl in your head
The Story: This is funny ? A girl I was dating (back in the 80's) was singing the song out loud to the radio, when I caught her singing the wrong lyrics. We actually argued about it and she insisted that what she was singing was correct. She had no idea! We then went to my brother who had the album (yes, a vinyl copy)with the lyrics printed on the cover. - Submitted by: Jay Schuck
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