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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Rob Zombie's, "Dragula"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Dig in the itches then bang all the b****es
That slam in the backend check it out.
The Real Lyrics:
Dig through the ditches that burn with the witches
That slam in the back of my Dragula.
The Story: I heard this while in a music shop. Some chick was singing it, and I laughed. - Submitted by: Dorkie Chamberlain
Rob Zombie's, "Dragula"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Superstition, down nine tenths
The Real Lyrics:
Superstition, fear,and jealousy
The Story: Sorry, thought maybe it was a stock quote. - Submitted by: end-user
Rob Zombie's, "More Human Than Human"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Paul Newman, Nancy Newman
The Real Lyrics:
More human than human
The Story: I heard my boyfriend singing it very seriously one day while driving. It was so funny how serious he sounded. - Submitted by: Cathy
Rob Zombie's, "The Great American Nightmare"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Call me the talking tuna
Call me the haunted sheep.
The Real Lyrics:
Call me the dark intruder
Call me the haunted sea.
The Story: Yeah, my brother changed his aim name to 'the talking tuna' after I mentioned it. - Submitted by: Lana
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