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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Right Said Fred's, "Don't Talk Just Kiss"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Don't touch those kids
Move your tongue 'round and 'round.
The Real Lyrics:
Don't talk, just kiss
Move your tongue 'round and 'round.
The Story: When I first heard this song, I thought it was one of those charity records for Childline or some other childrens' charity, with the line that I thought was 'Don't touch those kids!'. But I was rather disturbed by the following line and went around telling people how appalling it was that this children's charity record had such a rude line in it! - Submitted by: Faith Frost
Right Said Fred's, "I'm Too Sexy"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a moron you know what I mean and I do my little bird on the catwalk ..squak!!
The Real Lyrics:
I'm a model, ya know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk.
The Story: No I just think he is a moron and should have never gotten this song on the radio - Submitted by: Heather
Right Said Fred's, "I'm Too Sexy"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for the potty
Too sexy for the potty
The way I've just gone dancing.
The Real Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing.
The Story: I was in the car with my 14-year-old cousin, who pointed it out. We replayed it over and over, but I still came up with the above! - Submitted by: Bob
Right Said Fred's, "I’m Too Sexy"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I’m a robot
The Real Lyrics:
I’m a model
The Story: Kept thinking he would have been a robot. - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Right Said Fred's, "Wonderman"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Left to wander
The Real Lyrics:
Left to wonder
The Story: And I often confused "wonder" with "wander". - Submitted by: Cody Finke

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