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"Don't Talk Just Kiss"
Don't torture kids.
Don't talk, just kiss.
"Don't Talk Just Kiss"
Don't touch those kids
Move your tongue 'round and 'round.
Don't talk, just kiss
Move your tongue 'round and 'round.
"Don't Talk Just Kiss"
Long time just kiss
or
Long time just this
Don't talk, just kiss.
"I'm Too Sexy"
And I play my guitar on the catwalk
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
"I'm Too Sexy"
And I'm too sexy for the land
Too sexy for the land New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan.
"I'm Too Sexy"
And I'm too sexy for, that's all!
or
And I'm too sexy for the soft!
And I'm too sexy for this song!
"I'm Too Sexy"
And I´m too sexy fo my land
Too sexy for my land, New York, and Japan.
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan.
"I'm Too Sexy"
I shave my little tush on the catwalk.
or
I shave my little b*** on the catwalk.
I shake my little tush on the catwalk.
"I'm Too Sexy"
I shave my little tush on the catwalk.
I shake my little tush on the catwalk.
"I'm Too Sexy"
I shave my little tush on the catwalk
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
"I'm Too Sexy"
I take my little turds in the cat box
I do my little turn on the catwalk
"I'm Too Sexy"
I want £2.60 for my car.
I am too sexy for Milan.
"I'm Too Sexy"
I'm a flower, you know what I mean
And I murdered someone on the catwalk.
I'm a model, ya know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk.
"I'm Too Sexy"
I'm a m-martyr, you know what I mean
I'm a m-model, you know what I mean
"I'm Too Sexy"
I'm a mama, you know what I mean.
I'm a model, you know what I mean.
"I'm Too Sexy"
I'm a mondo, ya know what I mean
And I do my little t*** on the catwalk.
I'm a model, ya know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk.
"I'm Too Sexy"
I'm a moron
You know what I mean.
I'm a model
You know what I mean.
"I'm Too Sexy"
I'm too sexy for my carp
Too sexy for my carp
Too sexy by farts.
I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far.
"I'm Too Sexy"
I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
Black and white cowskin hat.
I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat.
"I'm Too Sexy"
I'm too sexy for my lamb.
I'm too sexy for Milan.
"I'm Too Sexy"
I'm too sexy for my lamp.
I'm too sexy for Milan.
"I'm Too Sexy"
I'm too sexy for my land.
I'm too sexy for Milan.
"I'm Too Sexy"
I'm too sexy for my land.
I'm too sexy for Milan.
"I'm Too Sexy"
I'm too sexy for my lawn
I'm too sexy for Milan
"I'm Too Sexy"
I'm too sexy for my len
Too sexy for my len
You lot can depend.
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York, and Japan.
"I'm Too Sexy"
I'm too sexy for my liver.
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
"I'm Too Sexy"
I'm too sexy for my liver
I'm too sexy for my shirt
"I'm Too Sexy"
I'm too sexy for my s***.
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
"I'm Too Sexy"
I'm too sexy for my shunt.
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
"I'm Too Sexy"
I'm too sexy for the potty
Too sexy for the potty
The way I've just gone dancing.
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing.
"I'm Too Sexy"
I'm too sexy for your body.
I'm too sexy for your party.
"I'm Too Sexy"
I'm too sexy for your body
Too sexy for your body
The way I'm disco dancing.
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing.
"I'm Too Sexy"
I'm two sixty for my shirt.
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
"I'm Too Sexy"
No way, I'll just go dancing.
No way I'm disco dancing.
"I'm Too Sexy"
No, wait, I've just got time to sing:
No way I'm disco dancing
"I'm Too Sexy"
Oooh Yokan, Japan
New York and Japan
"I'm Too Sexy"
The way I'm Disco Thompson.
No way, I'm disco dancing.
"I'm Too Sexy"
The way I'm disco dancing.
No way I'm disco dancing.
"We Are The Champs"
The way I'm disco dancing.
No way I'm disco dancing.
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