Misheard Song Lyrics -> Stories -> Relient K

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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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Relient K's, "For The Moments I Feel Faint"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Where do I go from here?
Now I'm such a fork.
The Real Lyrics:
Where do I go from here?
Now I'm searching for.
The Story: We were driving back from the Embassy soaked in the rain, having to walk 10 or so blocks to the Embassy and another 10 to get back to our car. We needed something to cheer us up. We had borrowed a friends car so we only had her CD's we poped this one in and listened to "For The Moments I Feel Faint" over and over again, singing "Now I'm such a fork". We weren't sure what it meant, but we thought that maybe it was saying. I am at this point in my life where I have all of the options/directions, and I don't know which one to take. It made sense in our heads anyway. - Submitted by: Sky
Relient K's, "Hoopes I Did It Again"
The Misheard Lyrics:
H'you has the flavor of a water chestnut.
The Real Lyrics:
Ohio has the flavor of a water chestnut.
The Story: H'you? What's that? Some tropical fruit? Sure sounded like it to me. - Submitted by: Michael
Relient K's, "Sadie Hawkins Dance"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I think I got an 10 from the language arts maskin'.
The Real Lyrics:
I think I got a tan from the light in which I was basking.
The Story: I was listening to the song, and wondering 'What the heck is a maskin?' When I came on this website I was just looking around, and came upon one of the other misheard lyrics. I listened to the song closely, and realized how stupid I was (LOL). - Submitted by: Ali
Relient K's, "Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
The Misheard Lyrics:
This black guy and he's bruising.
The Real Lyrics:
These black eyes and these bruises
The Story: I first heard this song in a friend's car, and thought 'Is Relient K a white supremisist band?! I thought they were generic pop-punk!' Then I found out what he was really saying. - Submitted by: Christine
Relient K's, "Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
The Misheard Lyrics:
This black guy and he's bruising.
The Real Lyrics:
These black eyes and these bruises
The Story: I first heard this song in a friend's car, and thought 'Is Relient K a white supremisist band?! I thought they were generic pop-punk!' Then I found out what he was really saying. - Submitted by: Christine

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