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"12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
what's a partridge?
and what's a pear tree?
I don't know, but if you ask me
Those are pretty terrible gifts to get
Original Lyrics:
what's a partridge?
and what's a pear tree?
I don't know so please don't ask me
But I can bet those are terrible gifts to get.
"Apathetic Way To Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like it's you at the dental fair.
Original Lyrics:
Like it's a life and death affair.
"Apathetic Way To Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like kissing leopards at the fair.
Original Lyrics:
Like it's a life and death affair.
"Apathetic Way To Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I've given up and now I'm in detention.
Original Lyrics:
So I've given up and now I'm just indifferent.
"Be My Escape"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been hiding on the steps of insecurity
Original Lyrics:
And I've been housing all this doubt and insecurity
"Be My Escape"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been stuck inside this house
And I really had to pee.
Original Lyrics:
I've been stuck inside this house
While you hold the key.
"Be My Escape"
Misheard Lyrics:
I been locked inside this house
Ol while u hold the key.
Original Lyrics:
I've been locked inside this house
While you hold the key.
"Chapstick Chapped Lips And Things Like Chemistry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Okay, so he does it on a cellphone.
Original Lyrics:
Okay, so who doesn't own a cellphone?
"Chapstick, Chapped Lips And Things Like Chemistry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because speed bumps are so much more fun
When the sun is outside.
Original Lyrics:
Theme parks are so much more fun
When the sun is outside.
"Falling Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Face down this
Coffee taste like coffee grounds.
Original Lyrics:
Face down
This carpet tastes like coffee grounds.
"For The Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those days are gone but Chris is not
And now he's got big hair.
Original Lyrics:
Those days are gone but Chris is not
And now he's got the air.
"For The Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those days are gone, but Chris is not
And now he's got pink hair.
Original Lyrics:
Those days are gone, but Chris is not
And now he's got the air.
"For The Moments I Feel Faint"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where do I go from here?
Now I'm such a fork.
Original Lyrics:
Where do I go from here?
Now I'm searching for.
"Forward Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz forward motion is spelled the way it sounds.
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz forward motion is harder than it sounds.
"Forward Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taste the feet and brush my teeth.
Original Lyrics:
Taste defeat and brush my teeth.
"Forward Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
The taste of feat, then brush your teeth.
Original Lyrics:
To to taste defeat, then brush your teeth.
"Forward Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
To experience the bittersweet, the taste of feet
Then brush my teeth.
Original Lyrics:
To experience the bittersweet to taste defeat
Then brush my teeth.
"Forward Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
To experience the bittersweet
The taste of feet
Then brush my teeth.
Original Lyrics:
To experience the bittersweet
To taste defeat
Then brush my teeth.
"Forward Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
To taste the feet that brush your teeth.
Original Lyrics:
To taste defeat, then brush my teeth.
"Forward Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
To taste your feet then brush my teeth
Original Lyrics:
To taste defeat, then brush your teeth
"Forward Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Y'all struggle with forward motion.
Original Lyrics:
We all struggle with forward motion.
"Getting Into You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm getting into you, because you got to me
In a wayward Kansas crime.
Original Lyrics:
I'm getting into you, because you got to me
In a way words can't describe.
"High of 75"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'll wait aside.
Original Lyrics:
But I'll wait outside.
"Hoopes I Did It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
H'you has the flavor of a water chestnut.
Original Lyrics:
Ohio has the flavor of a water chestnut.
"I Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've dug up miles and miles of sin
Original Lyrics:
I've dug up miles and miles of sand
"I So Hate Consequences"
Misheard Lyrics:
Egad, no idea where my head was at.
Original Lyrics:
I had no idea where my head was at.
"I So Hate Consequences"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had no idea where my cat was at.
Original Lyrics:
I had no idea where my head was at.
"I So Hate Consequences"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have no idea where my hat is at.
Original Lyrics:
I had no idea where my head was at.
"Jefferson Aeroplane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jefferson Airplane
I'm trapped and ironing clothes.
Original Lyrics:
Jefferson Airplane
I'm trapped and I am enclosed.
"Jefferson Aeroplane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jefferson Airplane
I'm trapped in iron clothes.
Original Lyrics:
Jefferson Airplane
I'm trapped and I am enclosed.
"Let It All Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll try my best to just forget
That the fat man is in me.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll try my best to just forget
That that man isn't me.
"Let It All Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll try my best to just forget
The fat man isn't me.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll try my best to just forget
That that man isn't me.
"Let It All Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let it all out
Get it all out
Poop it out
Remove it.
Original Lyrics:
Let it all out
Get it all out
Rip it out
Remove it.
"Life After Death & Taxes (Failure II)"
Misheard Lyrics:
So far black, I'd have to rack my mind to just remind me.
Original Lyrics:
So far back I'd have to rack my mind to just remind me.
"Maybelline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe, maybe it's maybe me.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe, it's Maybelline.
"My Girl's Ex-Boyfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
When she and I settle down you can bet
Fatty is gonna have to settle for less.
Original Lyrics:
When she and I settle down you can bet that
He is gonna have to settle for less.
"Sadie Hawkin's Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can sing I can dance
Something in my happy pants.
Original Lyrics:
The Sadie Hawkins Dance
In my khaki pants.
"Sadie Hawkin's Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can sing I can dance
Something in my khaki pants.
Original Lyrics:
The Sadie Hawkins Dance
In my khaki pants.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I got a tan from my language arts basking.
Original Lyrics:
I think I got a tan from the light in which I was basking.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I got a tan from the language I was basking.
Original Lyrics:
I think I got a tan from the light in which I was basked in.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I got an 10 from the language arts maskin'.
Original Lyrics:
I think I got a tan from the light in which I was basking.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sadie Hawkin Dance in my red tee shirt.
Original Lyrics:
Sadie Hawkins dance in my kaki pants.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sadie Hawkins Dance
I might kick your pants.
Original Lyrics:
Sadie Hawkins Dance
In my khaki pants.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sadie Hawkins dance in my panda pants.
Original Lyrics:
Sadie Hawkins dance in my khaki pants.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said just move and stop that talkin'
You won't go with me to the Saddie Hawlkins.
Original Lyrics:
She said you're smooth and good with talking
You're going with me to the Sadie Hawkins
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said just move
You ain't good with talking
To the Sadie Hawkings.
Original Lyrics:
She said you're smooth and good with talking
You'll go with me
To the Sadie Hawkins.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said just moved and with talking
You go with me
To the Sadie Hawkings.
Original Lyrics:
She said you’re smooth and good with talking
You’ll go with me
To the Sadie Hawkins.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said you're smooth, and with talking
Will you go with me
To the Sadie Hawkins?
Original Lyrics:
She said you're smooth and good with talking
You'll go with me
To the Sadie Hawkins.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I got a tan from the sandwich I was making.
Original Lyrics:
Think I got a tan from the light in which I was basking.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I got a ten from the language I was basking.
Original Lyrics:
Think I got a tan from the light in which I was basking.
"The Rest Is Up To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
To defeat the weaker
Go for their groin.
Original Lyrics:
To defeat the wheat
Go against the grain.
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want to rape you.
Original Lyrics:
Don't want to fight you.
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your crotch.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
Bbut you'd rather hold your grudge.
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your crotch.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your crutch.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to move you, but you just wouldn't budge
I tried to hold your hand, but you'd rather eat your fudge.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to move you, but you just wouldn't budge
I tried to hold your hand, but you'd rather hold your grudge.
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
Misheard Lyrics:
These black guys and these boozes
Original Lyrics:
These black eyes and these bruises
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
Misheard Lyrics:
These black-eyed cherry spruces
Original Lyrics:
These black eyes and these bruises
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
Misheard Lyrics:
This black guy and he's bruising.
Original Lyrics:
These black eyes and these bruises
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
Misheard Lyrics:
This black guy and he's bruising.
Original Lyrics:
These black eyes and these bruises
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
Misheard Lyrics:
these black guys gave me bruises
Original Lyrics:
These black eyes and these bruises
"Which To Bury; Us Or The Hatchet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold my crotch.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
"Who I Am Hate Who I've Been"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suffocate.
Original Lyrics:
Stop right there.
"Who I Am Hates Who I've Been"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who I am ain't too half bad.
Original Lyrics:
Who I am hates who I've been.

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