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"12 Days of Christmas"
what's a partridge?
and what's a pear tree?
I don't know, but if you ask me
Those are pretty terrible gifts to get
what's a partridge?
and what's a pear tree?
I don't know so please don't ask me
But I can bet those are terrible gifts to get.
"Apathetic Way To Be"
Like it's you at the dental fair.
Like it's a life and death affair.
"Apathetic Way To Be"
Like kissing leopards at the fair.
Like it's a life and death affair.
"Apathetic Way To Be"
So I've given up and now I'm in detention.
So I've given up and now I'm just indifferent.
"Be My Escape"
And I've been hiding on the steps of insecurity
And I've been housing all this doubt and insecurity
"Be My Escape"
And I've been stuck inside this house
And I really had to pee.
I've been stuck inside this house
While you hold the key.
"Be My Escape"
I been locked inside this house
Ol while u hold the key.
I've been locked inside this house
While you hold the key.
"Chapstick Chapped Lips And Things Like Chemistry"
Okay, so he does it on a cellphone.
Okay, so who doesn't own a cellphone?
"Chapstick, Chapped Lips And Things Like Chemistry"
Because speed bumps are so much more fun
When the sun is outside.
Theme parks are so much more fun
When the sun is outside.
"Falling Out"
Face down this
Coffee taste like coffee grounds.
Face down
This carpet tastes like coffee grounds.
"For The Band"
Those days are gone but Chris is not
And now he's got big hair.
Those days are gone but Chris is not
And now he's got the air.
"For The Band"
Those days are gone, but Chris is not
And now he's got pink hair.
Those days are gone, but Chris is not
And now he's got the air.
"For The Moments I Feel Faint"
Where do I go from here?
Now I'm such a fork.
Where do I go from here?
Now I'm searching for.
"Forward Motion"
'Cuz forward motion is spelled the way it sounds.
'Cuz forward motion is harder than it sounds.
"Forward Motion"
Taste the feet and brush my teeth.
Taste defeat and brush my teeth.
"Forward Motion"
The taste of feat, then brush your teeth.
To to taste defeat, then brush your teeth.
"Forward Motion"
To experience the bittersweet, the taste of feet
Then brush my teeth.
To experience the bittersweet to taste defeat
Then brush my teeth.
"Forward Motion"
To experience the bittersweet
The taste of feet
Then brush my teeth.
To experience the bittersweet
To taste defeat
Then brush my teeth.
"Forward Motion"
To taste the feet that brush your teeth.
To taste defeat, then brush my teeth.
"Forward Motion"
To taste your feet then brush my teeth
To taste defeat, then brush your teeth
"Forward Motion"
Y'all struggle with forward motion.
We all struggle with forward motion.
"Getting Into You"
I'm getting into you, because you got to me
In a wayward Kansas crime.
I'm getting into you, because you got to me
In a way words can't describe.
"High of 75"
But I'll wait aside.
But I'll wait outside.
"Hoopes I Did It Again"
H'you has the flavor of a water chestnut.
Ohio has the flavor of a water chestnut.
"I Need You"
I've dug up miles and miles of sin
I've dug up miles and miles of sand
"I So Hate Consequences"
Egad, no idea where my head was at.
I had no idea where my head was at.
"I So Hate Consequences"
I had no idea where my cat was at.
I had no idea where my head was at.
"I So Hate Consequences"
I have no idea where my hat is at.
I had no idea where my head was at.
"Jefferson Aeroplane"
Jefferson Airplane
I'm trapped and ironing clothes.
Jefferson Airplane
I'm trapped and I am enclosed.
"Jefferson Aeroplane"
Jefferson Airplane
I'm trapped in iron clothes.
Jefferson Airplane
I'm trapped and I am enclosed.
"Let It All Out"
And I'll try my best to just forget
That the fat man is in me.
And I'll try my best to just forget
That that man isn't me.
"Let It All Out"
And I'll try my best to just forget
The fat man isn't me.
And I'll try my best to just forget
That that man isn't me.
"Let It All Out"
Let it all out
Get it all out
Poop it out
Remove it.
Let it all out
Get it all out
Rip it out
Remove it.
"Life After Death & Taxes (Failure II)"
So far black, I'd have to rack my mind to just remind me.
So far back I'd have to rack my mind to just remind me.
"Maybelline"
Maybe, maybe it's maybe me.
Maybe, it's Maybelline.
"My Girl's Ex-Boyfriend"
When she and I settle down you can bet
Fatty is gonna have to settle for less.
When she and I settle down you can bet that
He is gonna have to settle for less.
"Sadie Hawkin's Dance"
I can sing I can dance
Something in my happy pants.
The Sadie Hawkins Dance
In my khaki pants.
"Sadie Hawkin's Dance"
I can sing I can dance
Something in my khaki pants.
The Sadie Hawkins Dance
In my khaki pants.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
I think I got a tan from my language arts basking.
I think I got a tan from the light in which I was basking.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
I think I got a tan from the language I was basking.
I think I got a tan from the light in which I was basked in.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
I think I got an 10 from the language arts maskin'.
I think I got a tan from the light in which I was basking.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Sadie Hawkin Dance in my red tee shirt.
Sadie Hawkins dance in my kaki pants.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Sadie Hawkins Dance
I might kick your pants.
Sadie Hawkins Dance
In my khaki pants.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Sadie Hawkins dance in my panda pants.
Sadie Hawkins dance in my khaki pants.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
She said just move and stop that talkin'
You won't go with me to the Saddie Hawlkins.
She said you're smooth and good with talking
You're going with me to the Sadie Hawkins
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
She said just move
You ain't good with talking
To the Sadie Hawkings.
She said you're smooth and good with talking
You'll go with me
To the Sadie Hawkins.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
She said just moved and with talking
You go with me
To the Sadie Hawkings.
She said you’re smooth and good with talking
You’ll go with me
To the Sadie Hawkins.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
She said you're smooth, and with talking
Will you go with me
To the Sadie Hawkins?
She said you're smooth and good with talking
You'll go with me
To the Sadie Hawkins.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Think I got a tan from the sandwich I was making.
Think I got a tan from the light in which I was basking.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Think I got a ten from the language I was basking.
Think I got a tan from the light in which I was basking.
"The Rest Is Up To You"
To defeat the weaker
Go for their groin.
To defeat the wheat
Go against the grain.
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet?"
Don't want to rape you.
Don't want to fight you.
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet?"
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your crotch.
I tried to hold your hand
Bbut you'd rather hold your grudge.
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your crotch.
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your crutch.
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
I tried to move you, but you just wouldn't budge
I tried to hold your hand, but you'd rather eat your fudge.
I tried to move you, but you just wouldn't budge
I tried to hold your hand, but you'd rather hold your grudge.
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
These black guys and these boozes
These black eyes and these bruises
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
These black-eyed cherry spruces
These black eyes and these bruises
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
This black guy and he's bruising.
These black eyes and these bruises
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
This black guy and he's bruising.
These black eyes and these bruises
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
these black guys gave me bruises
These black eyes and these bruises
"Which To Bury; Us Or The Hatchet"
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold my crotch.
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
"Who I Am Hate Who I've Been"
Suffocate.
Stop right there.
"Who I Am Hates Who I've Been"
Who I am ain't too half bad.
Who I am hates who I've been.