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Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the way, don't be a-scared-o.
Original Lyrics:
Find a way to be a skater.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get your hair to ride on?
Just to be selective, fight on.
Original Lyrics:
Can I get your hand to write on?
Just a piece of leg to bite on?
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get your hand to fight in?
Just a piece of led to bite on.
Original Lyrics:
Can I get your hand to write on?
Just a piece of lead to bight on.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get your hand to write on?
Just a peice of leg to bite on
But enough to fly my kite on.
Original Lyrics:
Can I get your hand to write on?
Just a piece of lead to bite on
What a night to fly my kite on.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come take a ride on my cellphone.
or
Come take a ride on my zephyr
Original Lyrics:
Fly away on my zephyr.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dial away on my cell phone.
Original Lyrics:
Fly away on my zephyr.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fellows' t**s on display for you.
Original Lyrics:
Take a look, it's on display for you.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly away on my cell phone.
Original Lyrics:
Fly away on my zephyr.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly away on my cellphone.
Original Lyrics:
Fly away on my zephyr.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly away on my heffer.
Original Lyrics:
Fly away on my zephyr.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly away on my leper.
Original Lyrics:
Fly away on my zephyr.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly away on my mobile.
Original Lyrics:
Fly away on my zephyr.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly away on my saffron.
or
Fly away on my seffa.
Original Lyrics:
Fly away on my zephyr.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly away on my zipper.
Original Lyrics:
Fly away on my zephyr.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get it on on my cellphone.
Original Lyrics:
Fly away on my zephyr.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Getting off with Norman Pillar.
Original Lyrics:
Get it off with no propeller.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I nearly own my Zephyr.
Original Lyrics:
Fly away on my zephyr.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm always on my cellphone.
I need it more than ever.
Original Lyrics:
Fly away on my zephyr.
I feel it more than ever.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the water where the scent of my emotion
or
In the water where the sand of my emotion
or
In the water wave two cents or my emotion.
Original Lyrics:
In the water where I center my emotion.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the water with a sentamonic motion
Original Lyrics:
In the water where I center my emotion.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is this piece electrified on?
Original Lyrics:
Just a piece of lead to bite on.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
J***in' off with Norman Pillar
Original Lyrics:
Get it off with no propeller.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a peice of leg to bite on.
Original Lyrics:
Just a piece of lead to bite on
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a piece of lead to bite on
What am I to fly my kite on?
Original Lyrics:
Just a piece of leg to bite on
What a night to fly my kite on.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just call me on my cellphone
I feel it more than ever.
Original Lyrics:
Fly away on my zephyr
I feel it more than ever.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
My knickers are on display for you.
Original Lyrics:
Take a look, it's on display for you.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh fly away, my Nevilles.
Original Lyrics:
Fly away on my zephyr.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ritalin on liver hater
Original Lyrics:
Riddlin' on liberator
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "The Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run away on my cell phone.
Original Lyrics:
Fly away on my zephyr.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly away all my n*****.
Original Lyrics:
Fly away on my zephyr.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Zephyr Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm always on my cell phone.
Original Lyrics:
Fly away on my zephyr.

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