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'Cause the joke that was made
Fuzzy navel, unable.
'Cause the joke that you laid
On the bed, that was me.
'Cause the joke that you laid
On the bed that was made.
'Cause the joke that you laid
On the bed, that was me.
An older virgin like me.
An older version of me.
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
Yeah, you, your otter, no!
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
Yeah, you, your otter, no!
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to remind me
Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
And I'm here, to remind you,
of the cross-eyed baby you gave to me
It's not fair, to deny me,
of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
And I'm there, in the night air.
With the rats and the rats when you went away
You're downstairs, in the night air.
With the rats and the rats and you get away.
And I'm there, to remind you
Of the mess that you left when you went away
It's not fair to remind me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
And it's not fair to the night air
It's not fair to deny me
Another virgin like me
An older version of me
Another virgin of me
or
Another version of me
An older version of me
Blessed you, blessed me.
Mr. Duplicity
Did you forget about me,
missed you too did you miss me I,
I know you hate uncooked dinner
Did you forget about me
Mr. Duplicity?
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
Did you forget about me, Mr. Doo, Mr. dee?
Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity?
Did you forget about me
Bliss da doo bliss da dee?
Did you forget about me
Mr. Duplicity?
Does she know how you told me you'd hump me until you died?
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me until you died?
Does she speak Gaelic like me
Does she speak eloquently
Does she speak Gaelic quietly?
Does she speak eloquently?
Does she speak ever quanly?
Does she speak eloquently?
Does she stake out my money
Does she speak eloquently
Dude, dude, dude, I don't know.
You, you, you oughta know.
Every cross out there
Of the cross I bear
Going down on you like a dinosaur.
Would she go down on you in a theater?
I could play I was the place
And are you thinking of me
When you 'ker
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me
When you f**k her
I know the birds and the bees
An older version of me
I know the version of me
An older version of me
I know the virgin of me.
An older version of me
I missed you, Mr. T.
Mr. Duplicity.
I want you to know that I have beef for you.
I want you to know that I'm happy for you.
I want you to know that I'm half-baked for you.
I want you to know that I'm happy for you.
I want you to know
That I have faith for you
I want you to know
That I'm happy for you
I want you to know
That I have peace for you.
I want you to know
That I'm happy for you.
Is she converted like me?
Is she perverted like me?
It's not fair to be lyin' there all across our bed - what ya did to me
It's not fair to deny me of this cross I bear that you gave to me
It's not fair to debby ya
Or that cross-eyed bear that went away.
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
Yeah I dunno!!
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You oughta know!
It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me
It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed glare that you gave to me
You Waldo!
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You oughta know.
It's not fair to deny me of this cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
It's not fair to deny me of this cross I bear that you gave to me
It's not fair to deny me or the cross-eyed baby that you're giving me
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross eyed-bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bare that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me
Or the cross-eyed baby that you're giving me.
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross-bared bed that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross-eyed bear that Bill Gates made
Duh, duh, duh! Oughta know!
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know!
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross-eyed-man that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deprive me
Of the crossed-eyed bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to remind me of the cross-eyed stare that you gave to me
It's not fair to deny me of this cross I bear that you gave to me
It's not fair to remind me
Of the cross-eyed-bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to remind me
Of the cross-eyed girl that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair, to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me
Though this happened over a decade ago, I find myself laughing now as I remember that night.
It's not fair, to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
It's not fair, to deny me, of the cross I bear that you gave to me
It’s not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
It’s not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me
Better with the whole verse😀
It’s not fair to the nightmare
It's not fair to deny me
Mr. Do, Mr. Green
Mr. Duplicity
Of the cost I pay
Of the cross I bear
Of the cross-eyed bear you gave to me.
Of the cross I bare that you gave to me.
Of the frost I dare
Of the cross I bear
Of the mess you left in your underwear.
Of the mess you left when you went away.
Of the trust I gave
Of the cross I bear
Oh, the mess you left in your underwear.
Of the mess you left when you went away.
The cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
The cross I bear that you gave to me
Song went from really bad to super funny
The cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
The cross I bear that you gave to me
The cross-eyed glare that you gave to me.
The cross I bare that you gave to me.
The cross-side bear that you gave to me
The cross I bare that you gave to me
Yoodle, yoodle, yoodle otter no!!
You, you, you oughta know!!
You otter know.
You oughta know.
You, you, you, otter love!
You, you, you oughta know!
they open wide
be open wide