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Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause life is so brief and time is a thief when you're undersided
And like a fist full of sand you can sift right through your hands
And like a fist full of sand you can sift right through your hands
Original Lyrics:
'Cause life is so brief and time is a thief when you're undecided
And like a fist full of sand it can slip right through your hands
And like a fist full of sand it can slip right through your hands
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of dice was closed
So they headed for the clothes
And we just went away
So they headed for the clothes
And we just went away
Original Lyrics:
Paradise was closed
So they headed for the coast
In a blissful manner
So they headed for the coast
In a blissful manner
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because Lonnie's a freak,
And Tommy's a thief,
And they're undecided.
Billy D'Sessier drove a pickup like a lunatic
And Tommy's a thief,
And they're undecided.
Billy D'Sessier drove a pickup like a lunatic
Original Lyrics:
Because life is so brief,
And time is a thief
When you're undecided.
Billy pierced his ears [and] drove a pickup like a lunatic
And time is a thief
When you're undecided.
Billy pierced his ears [and] drove a pickup like a lunatic
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because life is so brief
And time is a thief
When you're on the cider
And time is a thief
When you're on the cider
Original Lyrics:
Because life is so brief
And time is a thief
When you're undecided
And time is a thief
When you're undecided
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because life is so free and Tom is a thief when you're on the cycle
I'm like I pissed off at Sam and can sit down on his hands
I'm like I pissed off at Sam and can sit down on his hands
Original Lyrics:
Because life is so brief and time is a thief when you're undecided
I'm like a fist full of sand that can sit right through your hands
I'm like a fist full of sand that can sit right through your hands
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because love is a freak
And Tom is a thief
In your underwear
Beating with your eyes and a-tickle like a lunatic.
And Tom is a thief
In your underwear
Beating with your eyes and a-tickle like a lunatic.
Original Lyrics:
Because life is so brief,
And time is a thief
When you're undecided.
Billy pierced his ears [and] drove a pickup like a lunatic
And time is a thief
When you're undecided.
Billy pierced his ears [and] drove a pickup like a lunatic
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy fierced his ears
Drove a pickup like a loon at sea.
Drove a pickup like a loon at sea.
Original Lyrics:
Billy pierced his ears
Drove a pickup like a lunatic.
Drove a pickup like a lunatic.
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy kissed his ears
Original Lyrics:
Billy pierced his ears
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy left his home with a dollar in his pocket and a handful of change.
Original Lyrics:
Billy left his home with a dollar in his pocket and a head full of dreams
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy piss disease
Drove a pickup like a lunatic.
Drove a pickup like a lunatic.
Original Lyrics:
Billy pierced his ears
Drove a pickup like a lunatic.
Drove a pickup like a lunatic.
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy pissed his izzzz.
Original Lyrics:
Billy pierced his ears.
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy pisses me
Original Lyrics:
Billy pierced his ears
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bombardment free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let 'em ever change your point of you
Original Lyrics:
Don't let 'em ever change your point of view
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let 'em put you around
Original Lyrics:
Don't let 'em push you around
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drove a pickup like a lunar man
Original Lyrics:
Drove a pickup like a lunatic
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go Karts be free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight.
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happiness was found in each other's arms, asses packed in
Billy piised his ears, drove a pick-up like a Looney Tune
Billy piised his ears, drove a pick-up like a Looney Tune
Original Lyrics:
Happiness was found in each other's arms as expected
Billy pierced his ears, drove a pick-up like a lunatic
Billy pierced his ears, drove a pick-up like a lunatic
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patti gave birds to a 10 lb baby boy
Original Lyrics:
Patti gave birth to a 10 lb baby boy
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patti packed her bags
Left a note for her mum
She was just having tea.
Left a note for her mum
She was just having tea.
Original Lyrics:
Patti packed her bags
Left a note for her mum
She was just seventeen.
Left a note for her mum
She was just seventeen.
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pop-Tarts be free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
There were tears in her eyes when she kicked her little sister for crying
Original Lyrics:
There were tears in her eyes when she kissed her little sister goodbye
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
There were tears that arise when she kissed her little sister goodbye.
Original Lyrics:
There were tears in her eyes when she kissed her little sister goodbye.
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Titus on your side
Original Lyrics:
Time is on your side
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're homicide
Original Lyrics:
When you're undecided
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're homicide
Original Lyrics:
When you're undecided
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young turks be free tonight
or
Yo hearts be free tonight
or
Yo hearts be free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young Holms be free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young farts be free denied
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young hearts beat free tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight.
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young hearts eat beef all night.
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight.
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young horse be free tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight.
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young horse be free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young tots be free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young tots be free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young w**re, sleep free tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts, beat free tonight.
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your farts may freeze tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight.
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your heart's between the tires.
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight.
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your hopes be free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your horse may freeze tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight.
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