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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for You Never Can Tell that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Chuck Berry's, "You Never Can Tell"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now the young monsieur and madame
Have run to Taco Bell.
or
And now the young monsieur and madame
Have run to Chaque Hôtel.
Original Lyrics:
And now the young monsieur and madame
Have rung the chapel bell.
Chuck Berry's, "You Never Can Tell"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when the sun went down, the record tipped over, the music fell
"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell.
Original Lyrics:
But when the sun went down, the rapid tempo of the music fell
"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell.
Song is from 60s not 50s
Chuck Berry's, "You Never Can Tell"
Misheard Lyrics:
C'est la vie, c'est les old folks.
C'est quoi? Le show, you never can tell
Original Lyrics:
C'est la vie, said the old folks
it goes to show you never can tell
Chuck Berry's, "You Never Can Tell"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a teenage rabbit
and the old folks wished him well
Original Lyrics:
It was a teenage wedding
and the old folks wished them well
Chuck Berry's, "You Never Can Tell"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could see that the air did truly love the mademoiselle.
Original Lyrics:
You could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselle.

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