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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for You Can Call Me Al that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
...my wilted door
or
...my welded door
or
...my welded door
Original Lyrics:
...my well lit door
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
...why am I lost in the middle now
Original Lyrics:
....why am I soft in the middle now
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
Betty when you call me you can call me out
Original Lyrics:
Betty when you call me you can call me Al
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call Meow
Original Lyrics:
Call Me Al
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donít want to end up a car tune
In a car tune graveyard.
Original Lyrics:
Donít want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard.
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
Far away and my welly blew up
Original Lyrics:
Far away in my well lit door
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
Far away, my well lit poodle
Original Lyrics:
Far away, a well-lit door
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
He beat up down..
Original Lyrics:
He ducked back down..
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says, "Hey, how'd that get there?"
Original Lyrics:
He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says Amen! and Hallelujah!
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty-Wetty call me
You can call me Al.
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al.
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
Betty wet the Beddy
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me now - call me now!
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al - call me Al.
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
Betty, when you call me you can call, "Miaow"! (like a cat)
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al.
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you Daddy
Daddy when you call me,
you can call me Al
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty,
Betty when you call me,
you can call me Al
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you Daddy
And Daddy when you call me, you can call me 'L'.
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me, you can call me Al.
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you Daddy
And Daddy when you call me
You can call meow.
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al.
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you Diddy
And Diddy, when you call me
You can call meow.
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al.
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you Eddie
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you Teddy
And Teddy, when you call me
You can call me Al.
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al.
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you baby
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you ready,
ready when you call me out
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty,
Betty when you call me Al
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost cow.
Original Lyrics:
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal.
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Give and he give
And he gets these mutts away from me.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me.
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. beer melon, beer melon
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Beerbelly, beerbelly
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scattering in infinity.
Original Lyrics:
Spinning in infinity.
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scatterings of oranges
or
Scatterlings and laundries
or
Scatterlings and laundries
Original Lyrics:
Scatterlings and orphanages
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some roll your pony little brat-faced girl.
Original Lyrics:
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some roly-poly litlle Baptist girl.
Original Lyrics:
Some roly-poly little bat-faced girl.
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some roly-poly litlle black-faced girl.
or
Some roly-poly little fat faced girl.
Original Lyrics:
Some roly-poly little bat faced girl.
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some roly-poly litlle black-faced girl
Original Lyrics:
Some roly-poly little bat faced girl
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some roly-poly little about-faced girl.
Original Lyrics:
Some roly-poly little bat-faced girl.
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spitting on Infinitis
Original Lyrics:
Spinning in infinity
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
Splitting an infinitive
Original Lyrics:
Spinning in infinity
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
With some roly-poly little bout-faced girl.
Original Lyrics:
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call me Daddy
And Daddy, when you call me
You can call meow.
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al.
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call me Eddie
And Eddie, when you call me
You can call me Al.
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al.
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call meow
Original Lyrics:
You can call me Al
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
[They're] saying infinity He says eight
Original Lyrics:
Spinning in infinity He says Amen
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
Misheard Lyrics:
bat-faced girl
Original Lyrics:
bap-faced girl

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