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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw? that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Jimmy Buffett's, "Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet bottles water there's still hope for me and you
Original Lyrics:
I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you.
Jimmy Buffett's, "Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just bought a watermelon fit enough for me and you.
Original Lyrics:
I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you.
Jimmy Buffett's, "Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say you are a snow queen.
Original Lyrics:
They say you are a snuff queen.
Jimmy Buffett's, "Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't we get drunk and screw?
I just got a waterbed covered in Elmer's glue.
Original Lyrics:
Why don't we get drunk and screw?
I just bought a waterbed, it's filled up for me and you.
Jimmy Buffett's, "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just bought a waterbed filled up with Elmer's glue
Original Lyrics:
I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you.
Jimmy Buffett's, "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just bought a waterbed
It's filled up with Elmer's glue.
Original Lyrics:
I just bought a waterbed
It's filled up for me and you.
Elmer's Glue is actually correct on live recordings, so it's technically not misheard.
Jimmy Buffett's, "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just bought a waterbed
It's filled up with Elmer's glue.
Original Lyrics:
I just bought a waterbed
It's filled up for me and you.
Terence adds: "This isn't a misheard lyric. This version is from one of Jimmy's live recordings. Jimmy is known for "improvising" new lyrics during live shows."
Jimmy Buffett's, "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say you are a snub queen
Original Lyrics:
They say you are a snow queen
Jimmy Buffett's, "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't we get druck, sniff glue?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't we get drunk and screw?
Jimmy Buffett's, "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't we get drunk after school?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't we get drunk and screw?
Jimmy Buffett's, "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't we get drunk in school?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't we get drunk and screw?
A snuff queen in Nashville in the early 70s was a term for a country and western groupie who hung around country artists looking to have sex with them.
Jimmy Buffett's, "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't we get lunch at school?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't we get drunk and screw?

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