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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Why Bother? that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Weezer's, "Why Bother?"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's just sex that would attract you.
Original Lyrics:
But it's just sexual attraction
Weezer's, "Why Bother?"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a crime machine, I'm all alone
No witch, you - no hurt, no anyone
Won't deny my of my head
Crack it open and the odd we shared
Original Lyrics:
It's a crying shame, I'm all alone
Not with you, nor her, nor anyone
Won't you knock me on my head
Crack it open and let me out of here
Weezer's, "Why Bother?"
Misheard Lyrics:
My father is gonna hurt me
Original Lyrics:
Why bother? It's gonna hurt me
Weezer's, "Why Bother?"
Misheard Lyrics:
My father's gonna hurt me
'Sgonna kill when you desert me.
Original Lyrics:
Why bother? It's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me.
Weezer's, "Why Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a look, but ain't your faint old tool.
Original Lyrics:
You got a look, that made me think you're cool.
Weezer's, "Why Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
My father, is gonna hurt me,
is gonna kill when you desert me.
Original Lyrics:
Why bother? its gonna hurt me,
its gonna kill when you desert me.
Weezer's, "Why Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not with you--nuh-uh! No way, woman
Original Lyrics:
Not with you, nor her, nor anyone

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