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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for White Christmas that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Bing Crosby's, "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And may all your Christmases, beware.
Original Lyrics:
And may all your Christmases be white.
Bing Crosby's, "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anne Mayall Jorg Rees, Mrs B. Whyte.
Original Lyrics:
And may all your Christmases be white.
Bing Crosby's, "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Emma Dreeming, Arthur White, Chris Moss
Mayor Dazeby, Mary Anne Bright
Mayor Dazeby, Mary Anne Bright
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
May your days be merry and bright
May your days be merry and bright
Bing Crosby's, "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dreaming Nova White Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a White Christmas
Bing Crosby's, "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of Hawaii Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
This song was written by Irving Berlin, but never actually recorded/performed by him. Bing Crosby recorded the earliest known version.
Bing Crosby's, "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a black Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Bing Crosby's, "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a right piss-up
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Bing Crosby's, "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white mistress
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Bing Crosby's, "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a wide Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
Bing Crosby's, "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a wife for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Bing Crosby's, "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of the right Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Bing Crosby's, "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dreaming over white Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Bing Crosby's, "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm drinking for a white Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Bing Crosby's, "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm screaming for a White Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a White Christmas
Maybe Bing Crosby was afraid of ghosts on Christmas, like Ebenezer Scrooge?
The Drifters', "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Male gays, male gays, male gays are merry and bright.
or
Male gays, male guys, male gays with merry and bright.
or
Male gays, male guys, male gays with merry and bright.
Original Lyrics:
May your days, may your days, may your days be merry and bright.
Bing Crosby's, "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Many days with Mary Ann Wright
Original Lyrics:
May your days be merry and bright
The Drifters', "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Many days, many days, many days be Marianne Wright
Original Lyrics:
May your days, may your days, may your days be merry and bright
Bing Crosby's, "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
To hear sleigh elves in the snow
Original Lyrics:
To hear sleigh bells in the snow
Bing Crosby's, "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the cream pops glisten
Original Lyrics:
Where the tree tops glisten
Perry Como's, "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
With every Christmas card I like.
Original Lyrics:
With every Christmas card I write.
Bing Crosby's, "White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
With every Christmas card I like
Original Lyrics:
With every Christmas card I write
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