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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Whenever Wherever that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Shakira's, "Whenever Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Atrophy...I'm at your feet.
Original Lyrics:
At your feet...I'm at your feet.
Shakira's, "Whenever Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never could imagine there were only ten ways to love somebody
Original Lyrics:
Never could imagine there were only ten million ways to love somebody
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Volvo, a Honda
Original Lyrics:
Thereover, hereunder
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
And beasty eyes are for no other
Original Lyrics:
And these two eyes are for no other
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's the Dilma tea.
Original Lyrics:
And that's the deal, my dear.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's the dilemma, dear.
Original Lyrics:
And that's the deal, my dear.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's the dim idea
Original Lyrics:
And that's the deal, my dear
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's the thing I fear
Original Lyrics:
And that's the deal my dear
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I would climb the Andes solely,
To come wreckless on your body.
To come wreckless on your body.
Original Lyrics:
Baby I would climb the Andes solely,
To count the freckles on your body.
To count the freckles on your body.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I would climb the anti-Soviet
To count the freckles on your body.
To count the freckles on your body.
Original Lyrics:
Baby I would climb the Andes solely
To count the freckles on your body.
To count the freckles on your body.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see I like your fear?
or
Can't you see I like caffeine?
or
Can't you see I like caffeine?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see I'm at your feet?
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see I like your feel?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see I'm at your feet?
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see I'd rather be?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see, I'm at your feet.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see, I rock the beat
or
Can't you see, I rock your feet.
or
Can't you see, I rock your feet.
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see, I'm at your feet.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see... I've had caffeine
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see... I'm at your feet
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see? I hate those feet!
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see I'm at your feet?
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see? I work for free!
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see? I'm at your feet!
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see?
I've hurt your feet.
I've hurt your feet.
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see?
I'm at your feet.
I'm at your feet.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see?
I rock the beat
or
Can't you see?
I rock your feet.
I rock the beat
or
Can't you see?
I rock your feet.
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see?
I'm at your feet.
I'm at your feet.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you so I rock your fear?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see, I'm at your feet?
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheronga, Cheronga
Original Lyrics:
Thereover, hereunder
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Europa, Granada
Original Lyrics:
There over, here under
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like your feet.
Original Lyrics:
I'm at your feet.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like your pee wee.
Original Lyrics:
I'm at your feet.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
I missed your eyes
Original Lyrics:
And these two eyes
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
I rock this feeling
Original Lyrics:
I'm at your feet
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
I visualized the fun arrive-a
The day you leave we'll cry a river
The day you leave we'll cry a river
Original Lyrics:
And these two eyes that for no other
The day you leave will cry a river
The day you leave will cry a river
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be dead and you'll be here
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there and you'll be near
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm lucky that I'm 5 feet and grew slowly
Original Lyrics:
Baby, I would climb the Andes slowly
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lock it on my lips, all bored and menthol
S***s and p***es like a fountain.
S***s and p***es like a fountain.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my lips don't only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain.
They spill kisses like a fountain.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovely that lips of lonely wonders
They spill kisses from a fountain
They spill kisses from a fountain
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
They spill kisses like a fountain
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky for me that the beasts don't mumble.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breast are small and humble.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky for my hips, their holy mumble.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my lips don't only mumble.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that I have a forelorn lent store.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that I love the foreign land for.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that I have strong legs like my mother
To rob a car right when I need it.
To rob a car right when I need it.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
To run for cover when I need to.
To run for cover when I need to.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that I hover forlorn Renfrow.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that I love the foreign land for.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that I love a foreign afro
The lucky f**s of your existence.
The lucky f**s of your existence.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that I love a foreign land for
The lucky fact of your existence.
The lucky fact of your existence.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that I love a foreign afro
The lucky fags of your existence
The lucky fags of your existence
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that I love a foreign land for
the lucky fact of your existence
the lucky fact of your existence
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that I love a foreign ankle
The lucky fact of your existence.
The lucky fact of your existence.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that I love a foreign land
For the lucky fact of your existence.
For the lucky fact of your existence.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that I love a foreign man wh*re
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that I love a foreign man for
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my Fresca's cold and hung well
So you don't diffuse them with my cans.
So you don't diffuse them with my cans.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breast are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my breast are small and humble,
So you don't confuse them with my boobs.
So you don't confuse them with my boobs.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breast are small and humble,
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my breast are small and humble,
so you don't confuse them with 'muffins'
so you don't confuse them with 'muffins'
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breast are small and humble,
so you don't confuse them with 'Mountains'
so you don't confuse them with 'Mountains'
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don’t confuse them with my knees
So you don’t confuse them with my knees
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don’t confuse them with mountains
So you don’t confuse them with mountains
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mutton
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,
So you don't confuse them with mum's.
So you don't confuse them with mum's.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with my knees.
So you don't confuse them with my knees.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with muffins.
So you don't confuse them with muffins.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with my Mam's.
So you don't confuse them with my Mam's.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my breaths are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with muffins.
So you don't confuse them with muffins.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my brests are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with my teeth.
So you don't confuse them with my teeth.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with my knees.
So you don't confuse them with my knees.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my lips don't only mambo.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my lips don't only mumble.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that this foreign menthol
For the lucky fact of your ex-husband.
For the lucky fact of your ex-husband.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that I love the foreign land
For the lucky fact of your existance.
For the lucky fact of your existance.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that you know six foreign mantras
So we both can make fun of Christians.
So we both can make fun of Christians.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky you were born so far away
So we can both make fun of distance.
So we can both make fun of distance.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky you were born back far away,
So we could both mate from a distance
So we could both mate from a distance
Original Lyrics:
Lucky you were born back far away,
So we could both make fun of distance
So we could both make fun of distance
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
My breaths are small and hairy.
Original Lyrics:
My breasts are small and humble.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
My breaths are small and humble
Original Lyrics:
My breasts are small and humble
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never could imagine there were only,
so many ways to love somebody
so many ways to love somebody
Original Lyrics:
Never could imagine there were only,
ten million ways to love somebody
ten million ways to love somebody
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never could imagine there were only,
Too many ways to love somebody.
Too many ways to love somebody.
Original Lyrics:
Never could imagine there were only,
Ten million ways to love somebody.
Ten million ways to love somebody.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you don't confuse me with nothing
Original Lyrics:
So you don't confuse me with mountains
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the dil-ma-dear.
Original Lyrics:
That's the deal, my dear.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
The day of evil, cry a river.
Original Lyrics:
The day you leave, I'll cry a river.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nothing left to fear if you read it through the way I feel
Original Lyrics:
There's nothing left to fear if you really feel the way I feel
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nothing left to fear
If related to the way out there.
If related to the way out there.
Original Lyrics:
There's nothing left to fear
If you really feel the way I feel.
If you really feel the way I feel.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nothing left to feel,
If you really feel the way I feel
If you really feel the way I feel
Original Lyrics:
There's nothing left to fear,
If you really feel the way I feel
If you really feel the way I feel
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're over you, Rhonda!
or
They're over, hey Rhonda!
or
They're over, you're under
or
They're over, hey Rhonda!
or
They're over, you're under
Original Lyrics:
Thereover, hereunder
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're over, keep our hunger
Original Lyrics:
They're over, you're under
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
To count the freckles on your body
Never could imagine they were on me
Too many ways to love someone
Never could imagine they were on me
Too many ways to love someone
Original Lyrics:
To count the freckles on your body
Never could imagine there were only
Ten million ways to love somebody
Never could imagine there were only
Ten million ways to love somebody
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Together, forever
Original Lyrics:
Whenever, whenever
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too many ways to love somebody
Original Lyrics:
10 million ways to love somebody
This is what is listed in the liner notes
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uwanda, Uganda
Original Lyrics:
Thereover, hereunder
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking to my 4 by 4 that way
so we could both brake up this instant
so we could both brake up this instant
Original Lyrics:
Lucky you were born that far away
so we could both make fun of distance
so we could both make fun of distance
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could both make from a distance
Original Lyrics:
We could both make fun of distance
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever! Whatever!
Original Lyrics:
Wherever! Whenever!
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're a hammer you're a hammer
Original Lyrics:
Wherever, whenever
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever, Wherever
It's meant to be forever
I'll be there and you'll be here
And that's a deer my dear
It's meant to be forever
I'll be there and you'll be here
And that's a deer my dear
Original Lyrics:
Whenever, Wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever, we gather
We're meant to be together
I'll be here and you'll be there
And that's the dinder-deer.
We're meant to be together
I'll be here and you'll be there
And that's the dinder-deer.
Original Lyrics:
Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal, my dear.
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal, my dear.
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got me hell over here
Original Lyrics:
You've got me head over heels
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